Monkeys Fist

I reckon the UAE fixed that.

Terrible isn’t it. People dragging folk out of their cars, killing prostitutes, drug running…

You’re trying to apply logic to gibbering insanity.

Baaallz

Lick my nips.

Wistam’s keeper being called nipple will always entertain me. It’s the simple things.

That’s Sheffield Utd.

Drones on a bit, doesn’t it?

I’m looking forward to hearing how they manage to blame this on Saudi Arabia.

They’ll be fucked if they make the area sound the SoS a clean air zone.

Oof. Have you heard from them? Hope they’re all safe mate.

Domestostic Abuse?

The UK is sending 6 cans of fosters, a fishing rod, and a cooked chicken.

Fucking right it would.

Honestly, the only thing remotely interesting in Wesshie is the Old Hall, other than that, go to Newcastle and have a late breakfast/early lunch.

Go to the Galleries and count your blessings.

G’day ya cunt. Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Hong hong hong

Young Miss Fist asked Mrs. F. to get her some drinks to take to a party tonight. She’s previously taken fruit ciders, but said she didn’t fancy them tonight, but has no idea what else she’d like. Mrs. F. said “ Leave it to me petal. “ So, she’s off out with 4 cans of Pina Colada and 4 cans of Strawberry Daiquiri I have buckets, hair bands and her Insta password ready and waiting for her return.

I’m not concerned- our free scoring defenders can do a job until both frontmen are fit again.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/45323426.amp

You’re all way off. It was Rod Dent. * *( Gary Mabbutt’s nom-de-plume, obvs.)