Monkeys Fist

Aye, but no lock...

not bad

Just for the record, I didn't carry out the ban despite what 'Barry Davies' is trying to post. A 'cunt' I maybe but the decision was unanimous and has been for some time, it was simply a case of someone carrying it out and being prepared to take the flak for it. And those questioning the decision can fuck off. He's been taking the piss for far too long and I (and the other admins) have had plenty of PMs asking for us to do something about him. He's only the 2nd person to be banned from this site and hopefully the last. FWIW Martin, he wasn't banned for that quote. Anyone wondering what he was banned for needs their heads examined tbh. Fuck me how did I miss this? And you went on to claim that you weren't being patronising? Insider the stalker

teeth skin their of re-arrange the above

thank fuck- now get another

woeful. bloody woeful.

PMs Pud

check your pms Parky

Check your PMs mate

My Monkey Glands tell me, 2-1 to us, they'll score 1st. Carroll and Lovenit for us.

Probably best to stop antagonising the kid, you never know they may be a real nutter and track you down, could be a cyclepath or a homicycle maniac for that matter !! I wouldn't worry about him, he is a right bell! I'd imagine he's tyred of this now. Poor lads had his thread dérail(leur)ed.

Someone please break this chain. Btw Wyki, you need to speak to the landlords Spokesman.

The last band I was in used to do a cover of that song that would absolutely bring the house down. It was almost too good, being as how ideally we were trying to make it as an originals act. As for me, it was Terry Jacks - Seasons In The Sun. Oh dear. We had joy, we had fun We had Sunderland on the run But the joy didn't last Cos the bastards were too fast. Golden oldie

inspired by The Mighty Hog- 1968 On your birthdate the No. 1 single was The Equals - "Baby Come Back" 1969 On your 1st birthday Thunderclap Newman - "Something In The Air" 1970 On your 2nd birthday Mungo Jerry - "In The Summertime" 1971 On your 3rd birthday Middle Of The Road - "Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep" 1972 On your 4th birthday Donny Osmond - "Puppy Love" 1973 On your 5th birthday Slade - "Skweeze Me Pleeze Me" 1974 On your 6th birthday Charles Aznavour - "She" 1975 On your 7th birthday Johnny Nash - "Tears On My Pillow" 1976 On your 8th birthday The Real Thing - "You To Me Are Everything" 1977 On your 9th birthday Hot Chocolate - "So You Win Again" 1978 On your 10th birthday John Travolta & Olivia Newton John - "You're The One That I Want" 1979 On your 11th birthday Tubeway Army - "Are Friends Electric?" 1980 On your 12th birthday Olivia Newton-John & The Electric Light Orchestra - "Xanadu" 1981 On your 13th birthday The Specials - "Ghost Town" 1982 On your 14th birthday Captain Sensible - "Happy Talk" 1983 On your 15th birthday Rod Stewart - "Baby Jane" 1984 On your 16th birthday Frankie Goes To Hollywood - "Two Tribes" 1985 On your 17th birthday Sister Sledge - "Frankie" 1986 On your 18th birthday Madonna - "Papa Don't Preach" 1987 On your 19th birthday The Pet Shop Boys - "It's A Sin" 1988 On your 20th birthday Glenn Medeiros - "Nothing's Gonna Change My Love For You" 1989 On your 21st birthday Soul II Soul featuring Caron Wheeler - "Back To Life (How Ever Do You Want Me)" 1990 On your 22nd birthday Elton John - "Sacrifice / Healing Hands" 1991 On your 23rd birthday Bryan Adams - "(Everything I Do) I Do It For You" 1992 On your 24th birthday Erasure - "Abba-Esque (EP)" 1993 On your 25th birthday Gabrielle - "Dreams" 1994 On your 26th birthday Wet Wet Wet - "Love Is All Around" 1995 On your 27th birthday The Outhere Brothers - "Boom Boom Boom" 1996 On your 28th birthday The Fugees - "Killing Me Softly" 1997 On your 29th birthday Puff Daddy & Faith Evans - "I'll Be Missing You" 1998 On your 30th birthday Billie - "Because We Want To" 1999 On your 31st birthday A.T.B. - "9pm (Till I Come)" 2000 On your 32nd birthday Corrs - "Breathless" 2001 On your 33rd birthday Roger Sanchez - "Another Chance" 2002 On your 34th birthday Elvis vs JXL - "A Little Less Conversation" 2003 On your 35th birthday Beyonce - "Crazy In Love" 2004 On your 36th birthday Usher - "Burn" 2005 On your 37th birthday 2Pac featuring Elton John - "Ghetto Gospel" 2006 On your 38th birthday Lily Allen - "Smile" 2007 On your 39th birthday Rihanna featuring Jay-Z - "Umbrella" 2008 On your 40th birthday Ne-Yo - "Closer" 2009 On your 41st birthday Cascada - "Evacuate The Dancefloor" 13th birthday gets my vote. Anyone wanting their own list, go here.

Tit :icon_lol:

Some Guys Get all the Luck

I'd imagine a fair whack of the people at a Kasabian gig would be annoyed by the time the encore came round. Regardless of the country or what the singer was wearing. :lol:

Eat more fibre Gemmill.

Blatant "Lassism" there Toonpack. You should be ashamed of yourself.

What was at No. 1 on the day you were born? For me, "Baby Come Back" - The Equals. this link may be useful; http://www.bittersuiteband.com/music_uk-no1-hits-singles.htm Apologies if this has been done before

Who gives a fuck. BRING BACK MY BONNIE TO ME

Oh Ashley, you silly, forgetful footballer you... Oops!