Monkeys Fist

Top Notch kit

that was your bike ? sell it back to ye? *Sound of furious back pedalling*

All the best !

You eaten her bait then?

Have you not got homework to be getting on with im off tomorrow and the next day, keegans off also, did you hear? he walked out on his job, wouldnt be like him eh. Call yourself a Newcastle fan and you come out with shit like that. Tit sorry for not worshiping a man who walks out on the club 3 times. Every time for valid reason. You were still shitting your nappy when he made us the most attractive attacking side in the league. The man did more for this club than anyone since Joe Harvey. ( Look him up) Stick to things you know something about from actually experiencing it- squeezing zits or wanking over your best mates sis.

Have you not got homework to be getting on with im off tomorrow and the next day, keegans off also, did you hear? he walked out on his job, wouldnt be like him eh. Call yourself a Newcastle fan and you come out with shit like that. Tit

Have you not got homework to be getting on with

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Aye, as they were unbolting the stand from the floor they cut themselves and left blood on the frame so waiting for forensics to come and test it. So, hopefully some little shit will get banged up and bummed to death Or, more likely, a slapped wrist and a weeks camping in France to discover the error of their ways.

Concierge sounds a bit Arfur Daley to me like. Did he phone Plod with descriptions?

Guess it's why he's a heart before head man? All the best KK.

From Wiki; "Lupercalia Main article: Lupercalia Though popular modern sources link unspecified Greco-Roman February holidays alleged to be devoted to fertility and love to St Valentine's Day, Professor Jack Oruch of the University of Kansas argued[19] that prior to Chaucer, no links between the Saints named Valentinus and romantic love existed. Earlier links as described above were focused on sacrifice rather than romantic love. In the ancient Athenian calendar the period between mid-January and mid-February was the month of Gamelion, dedicated to the sacred marriage of Zeus and Hera. In Ancient Rome, Lupercalia, observed February 13 through 15, was an archaic rite connected to fertility. Lupercalia was a festival local to the city of Rome. The more general Festival of Juno Februa, meaning "Juno the purifier "or "the chaste Juno," was celebrated on February 13-14. Pope Gelasius I (492-496) abolished Lupercalia. It is a common opinion that the Christian church may have decided to celebrate Valentine's feast day in the middle of February in an effort to Christianize celebrations of the pagan Lupercalia, and that a commemorative feast was established in 496 by Pope Gelasius I, of those "... whose names are justly reverenced among men, but whose acts are known only to God," among whom was Valentine, was set for the useful day. Alternatively, William M. Green argues that the Catholic Church could not abolish the deeply rooted Lupercalia festival, so the church set aside a day to honor the Virgin Mary.[20]"

You're not alone Snakey. I'll be cooking a meal of Mrs. Fist's choice tonight, but cards etc? Pfft.

All the best mate.

I wouldn't wor lass is fat, but the last time I kicked her downstairs I thought Eastenders was starting.

My wife isn't that bothered about Valentine's Day tommorow. The fat bitch is too excited about pancake day on Tuesday to even care.

Who'd you think took the pics?

Reading the article below, it seems the chances of Neanderthals being cloned for study are no longer sci-fi. Even if we can, should we? http://www.archaeology.org/1003/etc/neanderthals.html

Glad I was looking at other, more 'interesting' things What was the stroke rate? assuming you were watching the swimming ,like

I agree tbh, although I think they should go a step further and ban beards more than 10cm in length. As Stevie "I'm half indian and my best friend's a muslim BUT..." said, they only make them look even uglier. bang goes the chance to see ZZTop in Paris Leazes does comedy

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These often raise a chuckle.... ...Bacon! (btw, it's The Suggestibles, Newcastle based improv group)