Monkeys Fist

Strict Dopers. Or better still; "Fuck off you fat cunt."

Carroll;" It was self defence M'Lud. She threatened to pin me down and cock slap me. " Beak; " Release this man"

Fair point. One man's meat etc. I usually settle for a pulse as a minimum requirement.

Borderline? If it came knocking you wouldn't think twice man

Breaking news. Leazes reads a book. Fucking intellectual pansy.

Geordie spider marks his territory.

So, I lived on Benton Lane as a nipper. In line with Four Lane Ends, south of Findus. Do I qualify?

At what point, as you walk along Ashleigh Grove, do you leave Newcastle and enter the badlands ? Btw, Pedro and the Nail are deemed handsome bastards for Longbenton.

Stevie's hero, despite being from Longbenton Border Reiver?

Aye, it was the Killy Arms. This is referred to on Steve Blacks site; http://www.s108253648.websitehome.co.uk/html/about_us.html

So Dave/Carla/Mick/Scousefuckwit, have you taken the £200 for a snip yet?

Susannah Reid on BBC breakfast news this morning, helps me get up in the morning. Giggedee goo!

How old are you Kevin?

My guess is that his dick didn't even part the lips before the spooge was blown and Kev slunk off in a cloud of shame and self loathing. The lack of pics confirms that the unconscious drunk Kevin (literally) came across was facially similar to beaten up Shar Pei. I hope you wiped up after yourself ,Gallagher, good manners cost nowt.

He's lying.

Dan Brown must drink like a bastard!

Wrong on every point. Unsurprising, since you are pointless.

Good post, ruined by being written by bad writing

After rescuing us a point this afternoon, I'd fuck him.

Thank fuck for Colo. At the fucking death. Fucking shocking game.

Captain Colo!!!!!!

Lumpy Custard?

Pele!!

For fucks sake. 2-0 to Zog.