Monkeys Fist

My guess is that his dick didn't even part the lips before the spooge was blown and Kev slunk off in a cloud of shame and self loathing. The lack of pics confirms that the unconscious drunk Kevin (literally) came across was facially similar to beaten up Shar Pei. I hope you wiped up after yourself ,Gallagher, good manners cost nowt.

He's lying.

Dan Brown must drink like a bastard!

Wrong on every point. Unsurprising, since you are pointless.

Good post, ruined by being written by bad writing

After rescuing us a point this afternoon, I'd fuck him.

Thank fuck for Colo. At the fucking death. Fucking shocking game.

Captain Colo!!!!!!

Lumpy Custard?

Pele!!

For fucks sake. 2-0 to Zog.

Can you bench press 2,000,000 kgs like him though?

You inferred it in the post I quoted above. Whether or not you did or didn't explicitly say "you are an Internet warrior" is another of your tedious arguments I have no intention of getting into. Anyone bored enough to read the little "exchange" above will see it as plainly as I did. Now fuck off, there's a good lad.

Fop? Fop's dead CT. The Tasers got him in the end.

Provocative, just another one who'll happily type it but would never say it. The fucking cheek of you calling me an Internet warrior.

I was talking to you, you boring, repetitive dullard. You can't fucking help yourself can you? Not content with posting upwards of 2 pages of shit arguing the meaning of goodie in another thread, you fucking start it in here. In short, you're a cunt. Neither good nor popular.

So the signs are bad?... I'm surprised that they aren't both popular and bad at the same time? Fuck off with that shit mate.

Manimal, aka Simon McCorkindale, has died at 58. RIP. BBC

That's really cheered me up Support one Newcastle support them all* I say *Newcastle under Lyme can get fucked though Pleased the upside down Newcastle are winning mate. What "cheered me up" was the bit about your new owner. I'm guessing he wont be plastering the ground with tacky banners ? Aaanyway, home win is vital today. I'd love to see us get 2 or 3 with no reply. I'll settle for a 1-0 rebound off Nolans arse tbh.

That's really cheered me up

Happy Birthday Youth. (still reckon you're the result of a McCartney/Hyndley union

"I will not buy this record, it is scratched."

The roof sign isn't painted. That would cost too much to remove if someone took the sponsorship. I will gladly offer my services to tear the fucking monstrosity down should that happen.

Barcelona.