Monkeys Fist

Mussolini jokes are hanging, btw.

Thin ice, muchacho, thin ice.

If he’s wearing his lovely twinkywinkie velvet tellytubby suit he can do what he likes, sugartits. I’m not buying any more fucking clothes pegs off him though.

Pugnacious little fucker, Conor, isn’t he? Is he bringing some of his shit whiskey?

They arrived at SJP an hour before she did

He isn’t sure, to be sure, so he isn’t.

His footballing philosophy is that hard work creates the freedom for chances, or something. Favours a pragmatic approach in the League, but in Europe, it’s all-out attack.

Is that photoshopped?

It’s almost as if journalists are a bit reluctant to try and get inside info from our new owners- can’t think why.

Say what you like about Adolf- the man had ball.

The wording- “Newcastle and another top six club…” Which implies, correctly, that we are a top six club. Which means, someone has dropped out of the “top six” clubs.…

That Buck’s Fizz video is proper coach crash material.

Rwanda is taking in economic migrants that no one else wants?

His pronouns are himm/ler.

This reply…

Also… Having utterly screwed this country, please feel free to fuck off out of it.

Reported. ( And I’m down with the hep cats, I’ll have you know)

Given their past problems, he’s their final solution.

Speaking of which. “ We’ll tak any old cunt- inclewding yew!”

No way Quiff has a younger sibling. After he was born his dad had the snip and his mam had the full clearout.

“ Other people’s kids and stroppy Yorkshire motorway farmers and dead dj’s and Earth Wind and Bloody Fire! I give up !”

Ant and Dec producing a new version of Byker Grove… … with Fulwell 73. Fucking scabs. (the fewm will be supersonic, btw)

Cheeky ducking count