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Off the SMB. :spinwank: :spinwank: If he left himself a message praising Quinn, that would be 5-1, wouldn't it.

Would it be appropriate to re-post this?

Sent them back to their hovels with their tails between their legs. And I don't mean metaphorical tails- fucking mutants.

Fucking card happy this cunt Dowd. Simpson got the ball clear as day.

Twiget! :razz: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

It's inside. Cleaning down steel work after a bakery re-fit.

Assuming the son of the dead woman wins some money, how could he touch a penny of it without feeling like a total kernt? The judge wants a slap too.

8 hour night shift, full of man flu, 3 yr old and 5 month old, neither of which care about any of the aforementioned. We had better win tomorrow ,

He was on their books at the time

I'll take to Lawro option 2-1 to us. Carroll double. Edit; just seen the post above. Fuck lawro the squeaky voiced hom!

Makes a packet from pimping out his bee-atches on the side. Personally think this is a nothing rumour, and utterly unsurprised at the dignified way CH has dealt with it.

"Shit, I forgot to send Leazes a card!"

That, and the fact you'd kick Kate McCann's back doors in.

Happy Birthday you old dodderer Or;Kul 'am wa antum bekheir

Didn't really mean you personally like, just seems the general consensus in this thread. Strange surge of confidence from you lot. Don't see why we shouldnt be confident, we're at home and you've failed to beat Liverpool,Wigan,West Ham (you were at home too, theyre fuckin shit mate ) and Blackburn. Yes youve had some decent results too. But fuck all to be scared of to be honest. I'll be gutted if we don't win. The thing about Sunderland too is they don't really create many chances, we do, well we certainly have done away. I can't even look at the game from a Sunderland perspective, when I do I imagine myself eating potnoodles and drinking cans of ace sitting in my we beat the scum 2-1 t shirt, next door are shouting and it sounds like a woman's being hit, there's a bairn crying, and a blokes shouting at her for not paying the rent, back in the sitting room watching videos of the good old days of Sewpa Kev scoring against Chelsea when they were 4-0 up at half time. Even then if I was a mackem I'd still be nervous, I don't know where their arrogance about this game comes from. In the grand scheme of things they've beaten us four times in thirty year home and away, why the fuck should we not expect to win? As I said earlier, they're Sunderland, we're the toon. Carrol doing the rounds?

So hard he posted it twice.

Estadio da Luz. Oh the delicious irony.

They wouldn't be allowed to hoy in as much MSG as your local Rinkys will.

Unless you're a bamp, and go to Bulgaria

1st rule of Ignore club; do not talk about "The Ignored"

What's the difference between Maddie and Paris Hilton? Paris' sex tape is rubbish.

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