Monkeys Fist

They look like they've just been caught wanking by their Dad's.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You fuck her

I winnit bother meself

Might give him a ring

Art lover walks into a bar and sees Van Gogh having a pint. He asks Vincent if he would like a drink Van Gogh says " No ,thanks, I've got one 'ere."

We will though. And thats why he'll probably be getting booed by Christmas. I dont think we will. Surely relegation has to have tempered expectations. I'll be happy with some clever signings from Mr Carr and Hughton, some battling performances and Europe. :angry:

Who are the most decent workers in a hospital? The ultrasound people. A dog goes into a Screwfix store and says: "I'd like a job please". The store manager says: "We don't hire dogs, why don't you go join the circus?" The dog replies: "Well, what would the circus want with a plumber" A Yorkshire/American walks into a German car dealership and says: 'owdy Shakespeare walks into a bar and the barman goes "Get out you're bard! What do you call a man wearing a long coat, who walks though a graveyard at night? Max Bygraves Went to a seafood disco the other night, ...... Pulled a muscle What did the slug say to the snail? Big Issue? David Hasselhoff calls his agent and demands, "I want everyone to call me The Hoff from now one." His agent replies "Sure! No hassle."

What do you call a Chinese woman with a Kenwood chef on her head? Blenda..

I can't think of any actor better at portraying cold, calculated menace as De Niro. His German accent must be shit, as otherwise he couldve cleaned up all the meatiest Nazi roles in the last 30 odd years. Camper than Gay Weekend at Butlins.

I can't think of any actor better at portraying cold, calculated menace as De Niro. His German accent must be shit, as otherwise he couldve cleaned up all the meatiest Nazi roles in the last 30 odd years.

Saw me through many a lonely night as a young shaver.

The Guardian reckons Royston is getting the boot at Ipswich "this week". She'll be donning her best collar and lead and running minge first to Roys house to help him get over it I expect.

I saw a figure at the top of the stairs, but it was just out of the corner of my eye. Oddly I didn't even take a second look, i just dimissed it as nothing. The missus saw a figure in light clothes clear as day, walking past the bedroom door. Don't know anything about the history of the house, not sure how I can find out.. Piss taking aside, are you uncomfortable with the "going on"?So long as it isn't freaking you or the missus out, I'd just carry on as per. For the record, i know several rational , credible people who have had similar experiences. They were confirmed skeptics until they witnessed their own experiences. I have no idea what "ghosts" are, but they very definately are. If you are freaked by it, the suggestions previously posted should be of some use Not particularly freaked by it. What was really odd was that I saw something at the top of the stairs and it didn't freak me out and it didn't even cause me enough concern to look twice. That's just not logical. Fucking spooks taking control of your mind Racist bastard Ghosts is White, innit?

Aye fair play. Smug fucker.....mutter mutter mutter I will celebrate promotion , hopefully as Champions, since I can't see much to celebrate in the next few seasons.

Like this

Loving this one, particularly the aerial footage of Tino's goal v Barcelona right at the end. Absolutely awesome That's almost religeous.

I thought a very similar thing, just without the initial charitable thoughts towards Fatty.

.......but yes, he does

Smiles all around at FT, great to see. Anyone else think simpson looks like a halfcast shearer there? :angry: mixed race, Shirley??

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/ma...st-championship Overlooking the fact we've won both games since the incident or that Hughton is doing a fantastic job or that unless Taylor decides to press charges this is an internal affair. Troutfaced brace-dodging bint. Clickhere(takes you to a Google image search). She is bottom left of the page. Click on "find similar images" below her trouty mug- Poor love

So have I...and for me thats the best we've played all season. And we all slate fuck out of Shola when he's shit so tonight when he's scored one (belter) and set another one up with a cute backheel its only right he should be singled out for praise....well done old son...with us in bad times and good He might be a spastic, but he's our spastic. Spastic Fantastic tonight :angry: :angry:

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