Monkeys Fist

You know they've hit rock bottom when they can't pay the pie man Avram's massages?? Seriously, wtf do they owe £700 to a scout troop for?

http://www.itfc.co.uk/page/AwayTickets/0,,...1997180,00.html

Warren's retired now mate.

No Brainer- Jose

Sheesh

As opposed to seconds of sweating banging an arab lass? exactly.... you have to watch out for their brothers mind................ ...you become the white meat in an arab sandwich ?

As opposed to seconds of sweating banging an arab lass?

Did he fuck man And in terms of talent I meant he had the attributes - pace, power, strength etc. Obviously I've mentioned what let him down. he had attributes but droppped a bollock every other game because his brain hurt so much. Titus Bubba

My tomtom does that, normally great, until I visited South Wales and it took me to 4 closed down garages in a row, a couple had been seemingly closed for years. This obviously did not help the petrol levels in the motor and led to a wee bit of squeeky bum. Which is where the 'Andrex search ' facility comes into it's own

Back on topic.... and finally...

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/...ric-claims.html I thought Muslims didn't drink?

How many of the fuckers have run over Kevin Nolan's vomit? Some sharp bugger will have it bottled and on e-bay Fat Mike no doubt - will do owt for money that one... How long before he tries to pawn the trophy? Don't give him ideas ,man! The Cat Funt reads this, has to make sure CT is doing what he's paid for

How many of the fuckers have run over Kevin Nolan's vomit? Some sharp bugger will have it bottled and on e-bay

Get the fuckers off the pitch (our fans). Fuck sake. Ah the game's over, they're doing no harm. Would you run on topless and stick your face into the camera? I'd cockslap it tonight

:icon_lol: :nufc: :nufc: :nufc: :nufc: :nufc: :nufc: Get in!!!

The opposite of most people, generally the case though Thinking??? Hmm

Nip-tastic! 2002 Lacist

Nip-tastic!

Your lass's rusty tailpipe is in perfect nick.

Penalty. Goodnight Spuds. 2-0

Saggy, shirley? Same facking thing, either way he looks like a crusty towel. Fucking, shirley?

Saggy, shirley?

Looks like that cockney midget off the One Show.