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Everything posted by Monkeys Fist
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Hitler loved us.
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From BBC Happy Birthday Smoggy btw
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If it involved Wor Cheryl doing a Lady Godiva down Grey Street, I'm in. And yes, Paddy's day can get to fuck. Part time Guinness drinkers clogging up pubs for a day. Fuckers.
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Cheers. I tend not to listen to him, sitting firmly in the Keane-Out camp. When the only person on your side is L*uise T*ylor, you know you're a Twat. Bye Bye Royston.
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Is that you like? It's CT when FMA announced he was sticking around. Btw, bumsecks.
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1. Wagamamas. Not far from..... 2. The Haymarket. What's the Dog Wanker been saying about the game?
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When My dad lived in germany, a lifetime ago, he used to get HP sauce sent over. My Parents also always take a bottle of Salad cream with them when they go on holiday. Weirdos, Salad cream is absolutely awful. edit: Pickled onion no contest. hula hoops beef all the way! The 1st Pickled Onion Monster Munch out the bag has the same effect as sucking a lemon. After that, nom nom nom you realise SM , that by mentioning the words "beef" and "hoop" you have sent Wacky into a knob twitching fit. Yeah same with salt and vinegar squares, omg they're good too. (as for that cheeky little chav, I gotta give him something to work with ) I'd love to lick your salt & Vinegar square. and once again he never fails to disappoint Good job no-one mentioned Cheesy Puffs,eh?
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Its not fucking right that like is it? True. She's far from right. Madder than a bucket of frogs.
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Bugger this, I'm off to the shop to get some Twiglets. I have the shakes.
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Back on topic- I would sell my wife and child for an original pair of Wonder Woman's keks. Shop soiled naturally
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When My dad lived in germany, a lifetime ago, he used to get HP sauce sent over. My Parents also always take a bottle of Salad cream with them when they go on holiday. Weirdos, Salad cream is absolutely awful. edit: Pickled onion no contest. hula hoops beef all the way! The 1st Pickled Onion Monster Munch out the bag has the same effect as sucking a lemon. After that, nom nom nom you realise SM , that by mentioning the words "beef" and "hoop" you have sent Wacky into a knob twitching fit.
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Amen. Pickled Onion or Beef Munch?
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Dont think Ma Fist would've been too happy with jizz stained sofa cushions. And we were posh- we had VHS. Ma Fist- " Why are you recording Wonder Woman our Monkey?" Me. -"So I can have a wank later over her Wonder Tits ,Ma" SMACK!!!!
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I used to get them sent out with the coaches that brought the punters out. Not quite Paris Hilton- more Waynetta Slob. End result was the same- I got my fix.
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I never saw a complete episode of Wonder Woman either, always had to go to the toilet. Odd that.
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Twiglets are a weird one, Not something I'd ever buy, or put on a table at a get together, but they're always whats left at other peoples and although I wouldn't sai I especially liked them, once I've had a drink and I've had one of those nobbly little suckers I know I'm gonna finish the bowl and then go hunting for the rst of the packet. 1st thing on the list for party food. Twiglets are crisp heroin. Smarts a bit getting them into a vein though. I used to get my Mam to send me boxes when I lived abroad.
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Marmite crisps= Twiglets, the snack of the Gods.
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I dread to think how many socks I defiled 'thinking' about Kate Jackson off Charlies Angels.
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Not the first time he's fucked someone he shouldn't have a ledge alley.
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My parents actually have a Betamax and some Tapes in the Attic Daddy's 'special' tapes?
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Much damage to the bus? Seriously though, glad to hear your family are fine.
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18,654. Every one of them pug-ugly.