Monkeys Fist

My mam’s 2nd husband, who had more than a passing resemblance to Sutcliffe, was interviewed at least twice by CID at our house. I remember being fucking gutted when it turned out not to be him.

If everyone else is blind, how can they tell?

Bump. What he said. ☝️

Thanks. Who’s a good boy? Yes, you are!

So… can you?

“Saggy Old Bitch having her Tits sucked…” This was the best of a NSFL bunch.

Zoinks!

Wewf

Do I win £5?

Get yourself one of these Renton Then start humping people’s legs and go full mackem with the toilet habits. You’ll get sacked but if you’re going to go, go down in flames.

Devastated. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-67078674

Just tell the filthy cunts to clear up after their mutt! ffs Rents

Actually speak to one?

I knew Ian through my brother- we’d often see him upstairs in the Trent before (and after) games. We enjoyed some very lively discussions He’s a really nice bloke tbh, I’ve bumped in to him several times recently in the Ouseburn whilst aleing.

Have you been to Liverpool?

I think you’ll find that it’s not Bilbao’s club, it’s sunderlands’s, based on this Historical Document.* * doubts have been raised about the veracity of this source based on; 1. The language used is an arcane, little known variant of Middle English, which pre-dates the existence of football by several centuries. 2. The claim that the author’s father passed on his knowledge- it is well established that fathers in this village have little to no contact with their offspring beyond conception. 3. The dumb cunts cant write.

This movie gets 10/10 on iamdb. Sweet David!

I’m still yet to hear a single one these scruffs lay out what this mythical “model” they’re jizzing their pants over actually is? Is it the one Donald Stewart/Stewart Donald used, ( spend fuck all), the or has The Pocket Money Billionaire come up with one that we’ve all missed?

Knowing your luck, you’ll get there and there’ll be a family of chavs on it.

xGDog.

Fish hacking Gemmill’s Ring account.

Also Fyp.