[Euro 24]

8 minutes ago, Diego21 said:

 

Well guys, good luck tonight. For the first time since I joined this forum, we will support opposing teams.

But I hope you still love me no matter what happens. I do to you.

Id say good luck Diego, but I don’t think you’ll need it. 

[Euro 24]

1 hour ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

I have a feeling about Gordon tonight. I think this might be the game he gets, madly enough.

Me too, which probably means he’ll not even be on the bench, but I’m registering my interest 

[Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER]

30 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

What the fuck 

 

Has this cunt been on spice? 

 

[Euro 24]

35 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

At least Dixon will be happy the cumt

Cumt ✅

[Transfers, 2024-25 season]

[Donald Trump]

3 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Farage on Kuenssberg making this about him within 10 seconds. He's nearly been killed by a chucked milkshake it seems 

Kuntsberg-“ Are you lactose intolerant Nigel “

Wide Mouth -“ Fucking sick of it, love”

[Donald Trump]

Time to update my favourite joke. 

 

Trump is raping away at some underage lass when his mate comes in and says 

“ Hey Donny, I’ve got a 12yr old here, wanna rape her?”

Donny says 

“ No thanks, I’ve got one ‘ere!”

[Donald Trump]

11 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

It’s not the first time Melania has been disappointed by a couple of inches

[Donald Trump]

[Donald Trump]

 

Tragedy that he missed. 

[Funny pictures thread]

 

 

[mackem messageboard gold]

The Heed ended up not letting sunderland  win , 3-2 

 

 

Reggie Le Breves or whatever he’s called has already been deemed not good enough by some ( not all) of the muppets on Ready to Groom 

[Funny pictures thread]

1 hour ago, Tdansmith said:

I’m sometimes accused of being uncultured, but at least I know a bit of Beethoven when I see it.

Liszt , more like. 

[mackem messageboard gold]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

Int Regis Le Bris's bedroom. Ponteland, Newcastle. 2:03am.

[mackem messageboard gold]

How many cheese pockets are on a 5XL shirt? 

[mackem messageboard gold]

5XL ???? 
 

Does it come with guy lines and pegs? 
 

 

 

[General Random Conversation..]

Little Dazzler- “ Maa-am, there no Capybaras around here though! “

Ma Dazzler- “ Aye son, my vole caught them all.”

[2024/25 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️]

@Gemmill, I apologise for these chemistry puns, they’re terrible. 
 

 

Im not sure what the solution is? 

[General Random Conversation..]

My dad had a rat that caught Westies. 

[2024/25 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️]

1 minute ago, Dazzler said:

These are all shit

Na. 

[Soon-to-be Sir Gareth Southgate’s Splendiferous Squad Rotation Specialists vs De La Fuente’s Ignominious Iberian Inquisitors*. ( *didn’t expect that!)]

5 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

10 second rounds mate- 5 seconds to dad grunt off the stool, 5 seconds to waddle in to the middle, clink glasses, sit back down- pint. 
 

[Soon-to-be Sir Gareth Southgate’s Splendiferous Squad Rotation Specialists vs De La Fuente’s Ignominious Iberian Inquisitors*. ( *didn’t expect that!)]

Can we have a ringside bar so we can have a pint between our 10 second rounds, please? 

[Soon-to-be Sir Gareth Southgate’s Splendiferous Squad Rotation Specialists vs De La Fuente’s Ignominious Iberian Inquisitors*. ( *didn’t expect that!)]

1 minute ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

been sacked from his marketing/social media role. 

Can’t imagine why, he did so well on here. 
 

 

 

You big girls blouse. 

[2024/25 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️]

2 hours ago, Toonpack said:

Christ!! One little chemistry joke should not generate such an acidic reaction, cunts !

Such a base-level pun. 

[Soon-to-be Sir Gareth Southgate’s Splendiferous Squad Rotation Specialists vs De La Fuente’s Ignominious Iberian Inquisitors*. ( *didn’t expect that!)]

1 minute ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

Starting a match thread for another team?

 

Mackem like behaviour. 

 

Would you like a fight?