Monkeys Fist

Considering he shares a studio with Townsend, that's quite an achievement.

Good mate, at least the hoose won't smell like the old Victorian bogs in the Bigg Market no more. 24st (TWENTY FOUR for vidiprinter purposes), fuckin hell. How do you get to be 24st as a lass? I mean you know 16-18st due to circumstances aye that's understandable, but TWENTY FOUR. You must have to do 5000 calories a day for years. Was she a big Haribo fan? Congrats on becoming an uncle though. Cheers, I'm proper excited, for years she wasn't able to conceive and I'm delighted she's done it naturally, it's a tangible result of her efforts to lose weight. She wants to call it Lloyd though... not pleased about that mind. I want a proper name for him, not Lloyd... Sister with IBS decided she doesn't want to know the sex of it, so everybody else has to watch what they say around her. Little selfish iyam, I mean, if you want to know but the mum doesn't, tough shit, but making everybody else keep a secret is just her being contrary. Can you not just refer to the baby as TSB? Guaranteed to do your Sis' head in.

Indeed, anyone would have done the same in that situation, he rolled the dice, ultimately saved his team and will miss the biggest game his country have played in for 60 years. If a Ghana player had done it Chiles would be hailing his ingenuity. exactly "why do we do this to ourselves" he just said as if we're all fucking ghanain, just toss MD out of the studio and be impartial instead of a bunch of bandwagoning cunts If they'd got through to the semis, I guarantee Chiles would have blacked up for it. "I haven't been sacked yet Marcel, up the Baggies!"

ITV bosses regretting deleting Steve Ryder's number ?

Fucking cocky bastard. Balls of a blue whale

Come on Jesus...

Row z - duck!!!

Why are Itv using corn cobs to show the pelanty score?

Big Sima Atkinson

FYP

He fuckin should too.

Pelanty Fucking skyed it!!!!!

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Currently listening to Mrs. Fist snoring like a wildboar with emphysema getting raped in an echo chamber.

Models new uniform for Action Man.

Fuck off you fat faced cowardly mackem cunt, stick to wearing zany coloured wigs and licking arse. Pm me if you want your face smashed in. Don't fuck with Wacky, unless you want this knocking at your cat flap.

66 of them yours.

Gerrard shags Wife's brother!! Man gets pregnant ! Daily Sport headline tomorrow. Dipper Dips Dick in Doo Doo.

Kevin's new avatar??

Gerrard shags Wife's brother!!

The glorious smell of cooked "meat" patties may be too much for our Oirish Ameobi.

An open letter to Ronald McDonald; Dear Clown-Faced Twat, Today you have a momentous opportunity to assist the youth of Derry, to prove to the world your equal opportunity policy really doesn't treat mental retardation as a barrier to employment. Show Derry that Care in the Community can succeed, that there's more to nutrition than Taytos and cheap cider. Giving a jab to today's applicants means so much more than 20 hours flipping burgers and getting an even greasier complexion- it's 20 hours away from the predatory attentions of Da. Think not what Kevin can do for McDonalds, think what McDonalds can do for Kevin. Do the right thing Scary Clown.

Oooooooooh Baby do you think we've got worse? There's nothing in the Fat Man's purse. With apologies to Belinda Carlisle. And credit to 2hours kip.