Monkeys Fist

Wahey!

Rudolph Isley 84. Funky Bastard.

Before you became Comedy Dave then?

Come on! What low effort bullshit names are these? Mr. Chiltern should’ve been Black Belt, as he was the third Dan.

Stay out of the Politics one too mate- nowt but shite about Yakky Tory’s.

Settle down there Miss Congeeniality! For all that you say you hate puns, you can’t help peking at them, can you?

Pho real!

But they leave me wonton more.

Puns make miso happy.

Fucking hell.

Mrs. F. had a stair lift installed last week. Drives me up the wall, tbh.

“Have a go, you must, if hard enough you think you are”

Looks much improved.

Disnae…

As much as I find the bloke utterly bizarre, it’d be absolutely funny as fuck if it turned out he did actually have the money, and turned Reading around. Certain humanitarian friends of ours, not too far away, would get another hefty boot to their already bruised under luggage. #imagine.

You enjoying your shortbread on your tartan tray… ARCHIE???? Hoots Mon, where’s yer troosers, braw bricht moonlicht nicht the nicht the noo, etc.

Absolutely wokking it there Gloomy. I suppose a good knowledge of Chinese cookery terms is integgroll to good punnery?

Ffs! Get Big Mo on the phone. Break out the brown bags.

Oy! Sterring up trouble as per.

I’m dead. Someone please hoi’s in a coffin.

It’s the Guinness

That’s just all kinds of Wong.

I can’t see it? C&P anyone?

My lad is 13, perfect vision, and still walks in to fucking walls and doors.