Monkeys Fist

Mrs. F. walked out on me a month ago because she caught me groping bags of pasta. I miss her so much. I’ve been feeling cannelloni.

They do realise that the ancient county of Durham was founded by a travelling merchant from Bilbao, Don Holmos, so sunderland isn’t even the club of the county, don’t they?

Aye- bang on about it on a message board full of similarly unhinged window-lickers. Can’t see how it can fail to work…

You’re taking the thread subtitle too literally. It’s Sunday afternoon. Nobody gives a shit.

I’ll have you know I’m a delightful chap to share an afternoon Ouzo with, once you get used me rubbing my thighs every two seconds. Buuut, I’m not going Greek this year, it’s Windmills and Kriek in a couple of weeks. Cheeky cunts

Betty Boo has fallen quite some way since her 1990s heyday, mind. Still would, obvs. ( I wonder how many domestic fewms have been triggered by their badge appearing to be black and white stripes in this pic?)

Never thought of him as talented mind. … … even when he appeared on that dating/quiz show you could tell he was a chancer.

Where you staying on Corfu?

Because they want to drag them all through some dirt, whilst diverting interest from the rapist Tory (successfully btw). Absolute cunt’s trick It’ll barely register when it turns out to be that toucher from the House Auction show signed up to some crack-head Onlyfans.

“I’m Pickle Maxi!”

When the inevitable “Au Revoir Allan” official tweet comes through…

This is one of our players we’re talking about here- won player of the tournament in an international competition. You sure you’re an NUFC supporter and not just an ASM fan girl?

Didn’t one of them have a countdown for some underage lass until she was old enough to whip ‘em out? Yep- It was Lindsey Dawn McKenzie, for her 16th birthday

Also worth noting that The Sun paid a 16yr old ( Sam Fox) to publish pics of her with her tits out.

I’m now picturing ASM cutting about the wing in a Tina Turner wig and heels.

Story released on the day a suspected rapist former Tory Cabinet minister gets married again,

Let the rumour mill commence- BBC presenter accused of paying teen for explicit photos - report https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-66140356

It’s got an incredible cast tbh, fuck knows what the wage bill must’ve been. It’s this lad btw He’s only got a minor role in Thin Red Line so you’d be forgiven for not spotting him.

I think regardless of who was the better between them at Leicester, once he’s been Eddied he’ll be on a different level. Can’t wait.

Great film that mind, and I see what you mean. ( did you spot the Band of Brothers actor in it?) My only criticism of Band of Brothers is that it was extremely Yank centric ( I realise that’s inevitable as it’s about Easy Company), and the other Allies, when depicted, where like pantomime characters. ( E.G- the Paras in the Operation Market Garden episode, absolute Cholmondeley Warner’s to a man, when in reality they’d have been rough as fuck regional lads.) It’s a small gripe tbf, but given how the lads in Easy company were shown to be so diverse, I thought they dropped the ball a little.

Aye, me neither. The original was so good that I didn’t want to sully its reputation by watching the inferior sequel I might actually give it a watch and f I can find it on any of my streaming services.

I lost my “first love” to an aneurysm- totally out of the blue, fit as a lop, then bang…gone at 40yrs old Left three young daughters without a mother, her partner was utterly blindsided. Fucking terrifying things