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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Im gonna instigate an investigation into your tax returns. New Kitchen Media Centres LCD TV tips in the back pocket I reckon. Pimping illegals more like. He's rarely at work, and let's be honest, if he comes out with half the shite in his taxi that he does on here,his tips can't be outstanding. Definitely a sex trafficker.
  2. I really have no idea? They clearly fucked up. what should i do? Disappear up your own arse. Dude, i'm seriously confused What the fuck like?? 1:Put your head between your legs 2: Put your nose in your arsehole 3: push.....
  3. hahahahahahahahahaha hardly I expect you to apologise for spamming on this forum.. Fuckin' spammers. The fucking brass neck on this Kevin kid. Trollmeister supreme accusing people of cluttering this board.
  4. I really have no idea? They clearly fucked up. what should i do? Disappear up your own arse.
  5. I have to agree, Cracking bar. What curry house do you recommend for after the game, just in case I make it. 2 doors along from the above bar is an absolutely cracking Kebab house. Everything made on the premises, a cut above your usual shite. I was grafting in the area and ate the bait from here whilst sober Make sure you get a pot of chilli and mint tomato sauce. http://www.cylex-uk.co.uk/company/istanbul...e-17094799.html
  6. I love the fact they're not. Rather than play the "something must've made him snap" line they're all just going "Raoul Moat? Aye, he's a fucking mad cunt!"
  7. Fucking hell he needs banning just for that tbh Spot on. I'm only young, let me be Beardsley was playing 10+ years ago, when I was a child, so im not expected to know his nickname :/ Who the fuck is John Anderson? Defender who joined us from West Brom on a free You daft coont, he was the man that captained Newcastle united to the 1956 FA cup and 1960 FA cup. :mellow: :mellow: Quality post from the Fleshlight Kid.
  8. I wish there wasn't any new updates from the current one. Yeah well who cares what you think? You're a fucking hat for fuck sake. A nice one, though.
  9. Providence, purely providence
  10. So, much like yourself, a plastic cunt?
  11. :angry: :mellow: :mellow: :mellow: DUDE? The fuck? She's fucking average at best on a side note, if mcdonalds reject me i should really kill myself to save the wasted oxygen, what happens every time I post Is beyond retardation.. I'm a gay bastard and love to fist myself at night, i also use a fleshlight because my penis is too small to pleasure my other half. FYP Bait well taken What's a fleshlight Kevin? Do tell
  12. Fucking hell he needs banning just for that tbh Spot on. I'm only young, let me be Beardsley was playing 10+ years ago, when I was a child, so im not expected to know his nickname :/ Bleat
  13. :angry: :mellow: :mellow: :mellow: DUDE? The fuck? She's fucking average at best on a side note, if mcdonalds reject me i should really kill myself to save the wasted oxygen, what happens every time I post Is beyond retardation.. FYP
  14. Fucking hell he needs banning just for that tbh Spot on.
  15. Sorry like, but some of that paragraph... fnarr fnarr. Gack Gack And what do you mean some?
  16. Fucking Hell man, she's about 12.
  17. Isn't Selena Gomez the Mexican bint in the World Cup Blart thread? I would, if that makes me a Glitter, sign me up to the Register!!
  18. If you're on Paisley Road, try the Old Toll Bar. proper bar. 2 minutes from the Grapes
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