Monkeys Fist

I'd personally go for a real vagina but, each to their own

Like a fleshlight but doesn't need batteries. a fleshlight needs batteries ? Dicky

Tooth rattler

Like a fleshlight but doesn't need batteries.

Along with his starfish. He's promised that to me. I have spies everywhere so he'd best not renege on the deal or there'll be Raoul on. He told me he was going to this festival to expand the circle of his friends!! You're too good for him Meenz, get rid.

What a beauty goal- nice one Dutchlanders!!

The words you're looking for are " Filthy old lechers" Proud of it.

Along with his starfish.

Bloke on the right having a crafty one. " Just checking me change Love!"

Given the chance though, you would kick her back door in.

Congrats! And to pass your induction, all you have to do is enjoy one night of pleasure with Louise: The icon in the bottom right of that obscures the best part of the photo. Its not a camel's toe, its a moose's knuckle. I bet her fanny looks like the monster that eats Boba Fett. Bit harsh On the monster.

Just announce a junior doctor is banging his ex. Job done.

I wonder if that appearance clause is still in effect? Wasn't that why we stopped playing him? His form had suffered too IIRC, but the only way you regain form is to play EDIT: and he's got to be better than Ameobi Kevin can score more than Wor Foluwashola, and he's a cissy virgin.

His Mothers French apprently He'll give up then

I am what I am And what I am needs no excuses I deal my own deck ...

Dude I've been here a few years, my last account broke 9 days ago O'Reilly???

I believe him to be a raas clat.... ... Mon

Digging Smith's slippers in the 1st one........ .... Nahhh

Sublime

Gerld!!

Pedants Corner; You also got your captain wrong. The late,great Joe Harvey was captain until 1953, Jimmy Scoular captained the 1955 cup winning squad. Ner ner na ner ner

Have it your way

I really have no idea? They clearly fucked up. what should i do? Disappear up your own arse. Dude, i'm seriously confused What the fuck like?? 1:Put your head between Meenzer's legs 2: Put your nose in Meenzer's arsehole 3: push..... FYP. Anyway, probably just regular working hours, Kevvy! boy. Give them a call at 9 tomorrow. I realise that might mean not staying up till 5am in a vodka-and-wanking-induced stupor, but you can manage it for the carrot that is £80. I'm loving it!!