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  1. Monkeys Fist
    The cunt can't even pronounce Hughtons name properly. Twat.
  2. Monkeys Fist
    I'd like to offer NUST a new logo to reflect their new approach. No charge. NUST LOGO
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    I'll look oot for the brutally handsome, eloquent Adonis (not Nolan). Cheers!
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    I have just joined the Rent-a-mongs. Leaving SJP, I got collared for a soundbite. Couldn't help myself. They asked what I thought of events- Hughton had been treated shabbily, They asked what I thought of Pardew- Terrible record, certainly not an improvement. They asked if I could see a even a glimmer of success with Pardew- his record was one of failure, not success. I can spell boycott though
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    Taxi Drivers

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    How many taxi drivers does it take to change a light bulb? None-"All the way up there at this time of night? You're having a laugh"
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    Taxi Drivers

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    Aye, massive shed with a full-size pitch in it. More bullshit from the club then? Sounds like it. Probably want to keep tabs on them in case they start mouthing off to the press. Mobiles confiscated on the way in Called in the strike breakers?
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    I'm working at SJP this morning. Usually park in the staff area beside the Milburn reception. Got moved on today , the players have all been called in, " because the training pitch is frozen"! Don't we have indoor facilities at Benton?
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    Hmmm, reaaaally. Tit. No one can argue against you? You do a fine job of it yourself.
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    Hmmm, reaaaally. Tit.
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    Any respect the position of Manager at NUFC carried walked out the door on Monday afternoon man. Pardew will get nowt to spend bar what he can raise dismantling the squad.
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    WTF ?
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    Keep taking the Taboo. If you can't see that most people are devastated, not because Hughton was "nice" or "dignified", but because it's a catastrophically bad decision for the future of club, then I really do pity you. Pardew will have your backing? Explains all about you- You'll no doubt vote Labour next election when your mate Dave's cuts have crippled the economy and no fucker can afford to use taxis, or you to fill yours with fuel. Please, give me one area you think Pardew will improve us over Hughton. Just one.
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    And you wonder why people take the piss CT?
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    I've been offered "posh" free tickets for this. Really not sure if I'm going. At the moment , not. Can't see anything changing that, and I suspect I won't be going again until Ashley fucks off.
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    Wouldn't surprise me in the least if Pardew made a fucking mint at the bookies off this.
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    We should all have a royal rumble. Im just off to check the "How much do you weigh and what is your height" thread to eye up my competition. I think Andre "Peaspud" the Giant might tricky to lob over the top rope like. It's the ankle biters like me and Wacky you need to watch man. Chuck Norris trembles in our presence.
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    Joe Harvey having fags lit for half time Different times.
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    The fucking image.
  21. Monkeys Fist
    Watched Its a wonderful life too many times Newcastle put 5 past Liverpool and everyone gets on with life. Pardew gets some honeymoon cash to spend in January and brings in a few signings that make an immediate impact. Wins continue and we climb the table fighting all the way to the end for that last European spot. Ashleys five year plan is cut short due to a quatar buy out. Pardew turns out to be the next Alex Ferguson and the trophy room is quickly extended to cope with all the silverware. 20 years pass by, success after success. The Sun does a "where are they now" feature and discovers Mike Ashley has ended up sucking cocks for cheap cider. NUST finally by a pub. Jesus man CT. I was taking the piss
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    Pardew will make 3-4 additions in January, which enhance the squad and guarantee our safety well before seasons end. Our 11th place finish encourages our star players to sign contract extensions , and all is well in the SportsDirect@St.JamesPark stadium. Edit: it appears CT has hacked my account !
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    Laziest eye. Most interesting head!! WTF?
  24. Monkeys Fist
    90 minutes straight of "One Chrissy Hughton" should say all that needs saying.
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    Never
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