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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Laz wiping down his tv now HIGNFY is finished.
  2. Ms. Forna is multi talented. Primarily an author. This pretty much covers it all- I clicked rogbonka with baited breath, gutted
  3. To carry on the point made by Manc Mag early on this thread about brainy being sexy ; Aminatta Forna. Would get it, literally, philosophically, and up the stinker.
  4. Monkeys Fist

    Fop

    After the thousands of posts of utter insanity, I thought we should mark his sad passing. Adieu Fop you crazy foo' Feel free to post examples of Fopsanity, if you can be arsed.
  5. Renton clearly seething that he has far lower standards than the rest of us Oh and Jimbo, pics or GTFO Fucking hell man, Lauren Laverne and Big Suze on this page alone. The latter is in my bank. They both lovely like Renton clearly seething that he has far lower standards than the rest of us Oh and Jimbo, pics or GTFO I'd better put my tin hat on if she finds out. *ok I've chickened out and pulled the pic lol* *disclaimer: I'm not suggesting my Mrs is a borderline boiler ! Her boob is bigger than her head! FYP Good effort Jimbo!! (saw the pic earlier, see what you mean about a nicer version of Ms. Brady)
  6. Renton clearly seething that he has far lower standards than the rest of us Oh and Jimbo, pics or GTFO
  7. After it emerged Raoul Moat has spent the past week stuck inside a 4ft wide sewer, Peter Andre said "I know how he felt".
  8. Moat would've been 14 at the time I texted abut 20 people at that very time sayin that, you might know someone I do. No, just a maths wizard
  9. http://www.animatedknots.com/monkeysfist/index.php Bah! Outed as a bondage freak on me birthday Cheers chaps for HBs, I'm grafting at the moment but looking forward to relaxing later with a Rothbury Special-can of lager and a cooked chicken,
  10. That's what pillows were invented for, isn't it?
  11. Sophie Winkleman, aka Big Suze.
  12. Would you have to endure a knowing, ironic critique of your performance? Still, I'd have a go. As long as she wore a Mackem top and let me shit on it
  13. "Give up Raoul, I've got a waterproof camera and I will use it!"
  14. French- poof They tried to serve white wine with steak and he passed out.
  15. Looks-wise, I'd agree with you, but she is So. Fucking. Annoying. Hence the borderline. I'd still rattle her ribs. Did you know she is the sister (or it might be half-sister) of Big Suze from Peep Show? Now she would get it, very much north of the borderline. So far north you'd have to knock the icicles off her flange ...and no, I didn't know they were sisters- same dad, different mothers it seems.
  16. Looks-wise, I'd agree with you, but she is So. Fucking. Annoying. Hence the borderline. I'd still rattle her ribs.
  17. I reckon he'll give up - judging by his T-Shirt he's a Holland fan. Wants to be by a telly for the final.
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