Monkeys Fist

Does he still work for the Beeb?

I know - using dog bags for your shit kit is just all kinds of wrong.

How can you see past her phone?

The Profanisaurus is one of the greatest literary works of the 20th Century.

Thanks for the warning, I wasn’t planning on looking on Twitter tonight, and now I definitely won’t.

Rude Kid was a personal favourite This became a bit of a catchphrase at our school when it came out. I like the fact that the first issue of Viz was 20p (30p for students)

So, are we now free to discuss the pertness of Not Really Huw’s botty cheeks?

Cheers. I wouldn’t mind but I don’t wear hats.

I turned 55 today- full on middle aged. Asked for a Porsche, a blonde secretary and a divorce. Got some beer and a hat.

MLFd YP

Also, me trying to make out the text on Fish’s search pic…

All of which leads me nicely to an excuse to post… Given his location, we can state that Nev was not an MLF.

I seriously doubt that pic is actually him.

True, but Mackems do have a strange proclivity to dropping a pretzel whenever the urge hits. Just from memory, there was a woman shitting in gravestones, that bushpig nipping one out in the fountains at Trafalgar Sq, and their own council asking them to stop shitting in the town centre. There will definitely be more.

In other news that may have “somehow” slipped under the radar, the Government have until 4pm today to hand over all Johnson’s diaries, WhatsApp and notebooks. Not to mention the alleged rapist former Cabinet minister going off on his honeymoon.

You’re not suggesting Jesus Guppy is the accused, are you?

Giddup!

Not yet… unbelievable but Mrs.F. is a proper Luddite when it comes to streaming- I’ll get there eventually.

Nice- we stayed on the NW coast when we went there ( Palaiokastritsa), and the sunsets were unreal, also saw some fantastic lightning storms out at sea. We must’ve got lucky with the mozzies as I don’t recall any?

Right up my straße this, what’s it on and how do I watch it for nowt?

@trophyshy- your new name in a year or two?

I swallowed a bottle of invisible ink yesterday so went to A&E. Waited 8 hours before anyone could see me.

Orzo you say…

Has anyone quizzed Chicken Nonce on his “Up The Arse Corner” profile pic?

Single file or are they side-by-side and blocking the sky for everyone else, inconsiderate twats?