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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Dont tell me You stood in the council pointing at the front of the binwagons saying " Der's an engine 'ere"
  2. My wife said that watching our first born child take their first steps was the "proudest moment of her life".She has obviously never spun round on a chair and said "I've been expecting you" to someone. "I'm going to create man and woman with original sin. Then I'm going to impregnate a woman with myself as her child, so that I can be born in human form. Once alive, I will kill myself as a sacrifice to myself. To save you from the sin I originally condemned you to. Ta dah!"God - master of logic since the beginning of time. Talk about fucking Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder. I recently came back from a tour of duty in Afghanistan. Having not seen my wife for months I was looking forward to a night of hot passionate sex. Unfortunately she came out of the shower with a towel around her head, so I shot her!
  3. That's what we reckoned. There's nothing on the Lleyn lights wise, Paddys Puddle to the west and north. I'd love to see a real display somewhere still.
  4. In a similar vein..... ish "I'm gonna open his hole like this. Please excuse my French. I'm gonna make him suffer. I'm gonna make his mother wish she never had him - make him into dog meat... He's a nice, a nice kid. He's a pretty kid, too. I mean I don't know, I gotta problem if I should fuck him or fight him. "
  5. Big Marlon in " On The Waterfront"
  6. Indeedy same got this http://www.8ball.co.uk/MovieTshirts/Withna...inestWines.html
  7. Brilliant photograph Sets my druid bones a trembling.
  8. Withnail and I (think i'll throw it on now) cwrecked. Its full of classic quotes, one of my favourite movies
  9. Since Kevin has flounced off after being caught" on the google",anyone object to this as the next one? "I think you should strangle it quickly before it starts trying to make friends with us. "
  10. Honest M'Lud When they returned home I was merely retrieving my own underwear from the knicker draw.
  11. ONE! Try 3000 to 6000mg twice a day if you want them to help. If you just want to have that oily fish after taste that keeps on coming, then one a day should be good. You been talking to Fish's lass? I'm a bit old for imaginary friend Mr Fist Chin him for that like Fish Nah, I will just send him a pic of the newest victim to shut him up Sammy's pm box is kiboshed. Send me one and I'll make sure it gets to him.
  12. ONE! Try 3000 to 6000mg twice a day if you want them to help. If you just want to have that oily fish after taste that keeps on coming, then one a day should be good. You been talking to Fish's lass? I'm a bit old for imaginary friend Mr Fist Chin him for that like Fish
  13. They are at home on the 14th mate 14.08.2010. 17:30h-20.00h Partizan v Inđija : http://www.partizan.rs/raspored.php?Jezik=...ec=4&sec1=2 Cheers Fisty, you're not a twat. I fucking told you that 20 minutes ago you fart knocker Aye, but he's not a twat. Have a nice trip
  14. They are at home on the 14th mate 14.08.2010. 17:30h-20.00h Partizan v Inđija : http://www.partizan.rs/raspored.php?Jezik=...ec=4&sec1=2
  15. Mushies? Nah, we'd ran out the week before.
  16. In pretty sure I saw them in North Wales. It would've been late March in 1991. I was putting up a fixed campsite on Shell Island, just south of Harlech. We noticed faint green vertical bands of light across the sky behind the Lleyn Peninsula ( north across the bay from us). They were too expansive to be a laser show or similar, and they didn't come from any single point. Lasted about 40 minutes then faded to nothing. I can't think of any other explanation other than the Northern Lights, but I'm ready to be put right
  17. Bourne. Identity or Supremacy?? Not too sure. Can I have half a point? I'll give it to you, supremacy You're a gent Sah!! Here's the next; " "When a man with a 45 meets a man with a rifle, you said the man with a pistol's a dead man. Lets see if that's true." Shouldn't be tooooo tricky. Haw haw yess. I had to study this because it was based on my movie for moving images A fistful of dollars which is a part of the "Dollars" Trilogy Said by who to who ftw Oh, didn't know what ftw meant. erm the chap that eastwood plays, not sure of his name? Have it, for sheer comedy value! Btw, Eastwoods character in the Dollars movies is...... .... The Man with No Name.
  18. Bourne. Identity or Supremacy?? Not too sure. Can I have half a point? I'll give it to you, supremacy You're a gent Sah!! Here's the next; " "When a man with a 45 meets a man with a rifle, you said the man with a pistol's a dead man. Lets see if that's true." Shouldn't be tooooo tricky. Haw haw yess. I had to study this because it was based on my movie for moving images A fistful of dollars which is a part of the "Dollars" Trilogy Said by who to who ftw
  19. ONE! Try 3000 to 6000mg twice a day if you want them to help. If you just want to have that oily fish after taste that keeps on coming, then one a day should be good. You been talking to Fish's lass?
  20. Estate Agents and Solicitors- the Original Axis of Evil. Soon be over mate
  21. Bourne. Identity or Supremacy?? Not too sure. Can I have half a point? I'll give it to you, supremacy You're a gent Sah!! Here's the next; " "When a man with a 45 meets a man with a rifle, you said the man with a pistol's a dead man. Lets see if that's true." Shouldn't be tooooo tricky.
  22. Bourne. Identity or Supremacy?? Not too sure. Can I have half a point?
  23. The first is the quote that had us stumped- until Andrew got it with North by Northwest. You clearly googled a previous quote, which I answered correctly as 12 Angry Men way back in the thread. The OP clearly states "no googling". Clear enough. Large fries and regular coke please.
  24. How is it your turn, Mong boy?
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