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Aww , Diddums

Home movie ?

Kevin's astounding lack of irony in moaning about derailed threads has cheered me up no end.

Pass me the hook back when you're done, won't you? Aw you'll be getting plenty of hooks, dont worry about that Whoosh.…

Bellamy wants away. I'd have him back in a second.

No but I take it you've read Dracula. Indeedy. Felt compelled to wear moody make up and cut myself afterwards. And go to Whitby? Lettuce know what you think as I love Dracula (but read it years ago). Will do. ( it's free on iBooks btw)

Jimbo heading to Texas with a book on conspiracy theories under his arm. Patsy in the making imo. Well, now you mention it me and Mrs Jimbo are headed to Dallas at the weekend to visit Dealy plaza and the school book depository, it's set up exactly as it was on the day of the shooting, so accurately it doesn't even have a Lee Harvey Oswald at the window. Goes without saying you will be taking Mrs. J. up the Grassy Knoll

No but I take it you've read Dracula. Indeedy. Felt compelled to wear moody make up and cut myself afterwards.

One of 2010's more inventive insults.

Voted for Crouch's bird but have changed my mind- Cheryl =filth.

I do believe I would shit myself laughing if Tango Man ended up in charge at Villa. A set of fans and a manager perfectly in tune in the twat scales. ....I can dream

Who do you work for CT? He recommended Winn Solicitors once and they've got ads on the receipts you get off Blue Line alex's detective results owe more to sheer luck, than Sherlock.

Just started "The Lair of the White Worm", Bram Stoker, on iBooks. Anyone read it?

This. Cunts. I laughed when I heard the news. People looked at me in a funny way. They don't understand My thoughts exactly. Hope the classless twats end up with a sub-Kinnear joke.

Have you seen her?? Schtum Sol, schtum…

Yes please

Is any thread safe from this little tit?

Sorry, I didn't realise it wasn't Kevin's go. All yours Andrew. Fuck off Kevin. Bite me you inbred moronic titwad. Andrews cleared off somewhere, rather than waiting a while why not post one up? fuck sake. Dumb and Dumber?

Who do you work for CT?

Lobster, Scouser, Crab, Shark. which is the odd one out?.... The shark. All the others wear a shell suit and pinch

iPhone 5 prototype pics leaked. Steve Jobs is livid. Clicky

Why don't the daleks just eat an apple a day?

Pud clearly robbed Zebras flat Thursday night

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