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Speaking of Donkeys, standing normally, a donkey can see all four of it's feet. What's unusual about the following phrase; "Nurse, I spy Gypsies! Run!"
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There are over 60,000 miles of blood vessels in the human body.
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You might like this Stevie, it's a gallery of the Victoria Tunnel that runs under the city. Clicky
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Lazarus being the exception to the rule.
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http://www.newcastle.gov.uk/core.nsf/a/msl_bridges You'll have to get your waders on Stevie.
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Excellent soundtrack ! Canny goals too
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Aye I've got a book about it. They played Wales in a Qualifier for the World Cup in 1978. Wales were supposed to be the home team but the jocks outnumbered them 10 to 1, they broke down the gates of The Kop and it was the fullest it's ever been. After the game there were 2,000 empty whisky bottles littered round the terraces, and Scotland won 2-0. If Dalglish scored, there's the answer then.
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Deborah Winger was (one of) the voices of E.T. The Pentagon has twice as many toilets as is needed, as when it was built racial segregation laws still applied on the State of Virginia.
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The river, The Lort Burn, runs down Grey Street Stevie. High Bridge St. Is named after the bridge which crossed it , before the river was culverted to build Grey Street. The original bridge is still there, incorporated into the culvert.
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Any useless trivia, daft facts, etc. Get it posted. I'll start us off; Brazil the country is named after the nut, not the other way round. The original Michael Myers Halloween mask was a Capt. Kirk mask painted white. The longest word possible from letters on one row of a keyboard is… TYPEWRITER. Mel Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny, was allergic to carrots. *prepares for every one the above to be torn to bits *
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QFT
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Did Scotland ever play at Anfield? Other than that, no idea.
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BBC reporting he was found on an embankment near High Level Bridge. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tyne-12061819 Always tragic, but this close to Christmas must be a particularly hard blow for his family.
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Sounds like a Geordie Boxer Whereas the first one sounds like an Brummie sex aid! Paper bag and a Gag.
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Sunderland Chairman Pleads for more fans to turn up
Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Sounds like a Geordie Boxer
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Can you not bung a train on top of them? Just send my commission to Monkey World
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Do you do chicken and fish? Work outdoors, my schedule is fucked beyond recognition.
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Ah, didn't see that Does Tiff Needell still do Fifth Gear, as he was doing the Stig role yesterday.
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Thought the Stig slating was unnecessary tbh.
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Happy Birthday Chap.
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Didn't Fergie say its because of better pitches?....the best sides are able to play at their best on the almost uniformly great surfaces in the premier league. But I think you're more accurate Which British footballer scored a goal at his home ground for the away team and it wasn't an own goal? That's not it. It's the money in football. There was much more of an even level playing field even 25 years ago. Imagine the European Player of the Year signing for Southampton now, cos thats what Keegan did. The likes of Ipswich, Everton, Forest could compete, never again sadly. Anyway which toon player shagged Keegan's wife? Keegan
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"Maslows Hierarchy of needs" …and this thread flys off in a whole new direction. (had to ask Leazes what it was tbh)
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I was deadly serious