Monkeys Fist

When you’re finished your chat, go and get tartan paint and a bag of nail holes. Cheers.

“ mission accomplished “

Three jars of elbow grease, too.

Fyp.

Mrs. F. and I going to see Killers of the Flower Moon on Friday night. Stay tuned for my in-depth review and tiddie count.

Leported

I blame the Buddhists.

“ Arrivederci?”

“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster”

This thread is 100% more entertaining than any of the absolute shite fiestas Albert is inexplicably pushing.

Paging @toughguymick@hotmail.co.uk

Is Turki Alalshikh best served with rice, or sprouts, roasties and gravy?

Fucking what??? Screwfix- “ Here’s some special shit-proof screws to fix your pink seats, but the deal is you can only use these particular screws… … even if we stop making them” Mackems- “ Sooo, if you stop making them, we can’t put anymore seats in, or replace the ones we have?” Screwfix- “ Correct” Mackems- “ Where do we sign?” Not even they would be that ridiculous, would they?

Harsh. They’re under a lot of denpressure to solve the case.

Shut up.

Fyp

Interesting night- spent an hour trying to get away from “The Whinger- everywhere has one “, only to find eventually that the poor bugger is getting seriously abused from his lass ( stabbed last week, battered with a metal pole the week before). Poor fucker wants out but doesn’t know where to start, and, classically, said ” If I leave her, she’ll do herself in” Mrs. F. is giving me a list of places and people he can talk to, but I’m not holding my breath. On a lighter note, turns out that a lass that works in the office, and is partner to a lad( another driver) I get in with very well at work, grew up with an old climbing partner of mine. Small world moment, which has lead to an invite to mine for dinner , drinks and dildos* Happy days * one is not on really on the menu.… yet.

I’d say either are good- how old are you? If you were around for the older one, get that. If not, get t’other. Appen.

Isn’t he a …

I got the distinct impression that daft lad was just a happy accident- the Bacons were out in force , maybe a tip-off, maybe just caution?

That’s Gemmill man.

Maybe related, what with it being World Jihad Day, but as I drove past Armstrong Vickers on Scotswood Rd. about an hour ago, there was a huge police presence- probably 20-30 coppers at both gates and all along the fence. And one, single daftie dancing about with a Palestine flag.