Monkeys Fist

Staggering isn’t it? I’d take away the voting rights of anyone voting Tory who earns less than £250,000 a year.

Very few of the people I’ve known that have had to use benefits wanted to. They all, invariably, felt some misplaced shame in having to use them, even though they were in the situation through no fault of their own. One of the most distasteful things (of the many) about Tories is their utter disregard for people who’ve run in to trouble financially*, trouble usually caused by rancid Tory policies. This, whilst at the same time handing out PPE and Ferry contracts to weeks-old firms with no prior experience, no PPE, and no fucking boats. The billions lost to their mates, and the billions that has been spent on all aspects of Brexit, plus the billions Brexit has cost us in trade losses, makes the cost of giving people a living benefit when it’s needed look like chicken feed. That fucking cunt Johnson and his fucking cunt wife spent more on wallpaper than most families live on for a few years… … then got someone else to pay for it. * unless they have double-barrelled surnames, went to “good” schools, and have a weekend pile in the country, in which case they bung them a few million in contracts.

Surely, given the subject matter, it’s not being brought back but just continuing as ever?

Especially in his wrastlin’ keks.

We Knights of The Road refer to motorcycles as speed bumps.

Neither of the Gravy Seals would stand a chance against Colin “The Wanker” Wanker.

I’d read this post but I just didn’t see it.

Oof! Glad they’re ok.

I used to have an Audi, currently driving a Merc…

And fans of armpit-minge

John Ritter died ages ago.

If you want your online experience to be getting one-shotted by a screeching 13yr old who then tells you he’s fucked your Mam, go XBox. On PlayStation you’ll get a more mature, erudite online player… … who’ll also one shot you and then tell you he’s fucked your Mam.

Also

5-0. Botman with a screamer.

Marginally better than finding the tree in the trampoline though?

Thankfully they’d wiped the porridge off…

Did a drop at The Electric Centre ( sparkies version of Plumb Centre), and it appears they’re promoting a new type of plug.…

BFH

It should be made clear this didn’t happen at the game. Some absolute cunt is riding around Brussels on a moped with an assault rifle.

Was the half-game the same one you tried to tackle him in?

When you’re finished your chat, go and get tartan paint and a bag of nail holes. Cheers.

“ mission accomplished “

Three jars of elbow grease, too.

Fyp.