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Monkeys Fist

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  1. Biological warfare time. Pour diesel on his spud patch.
  2. Declaration of war imminent Claw hammer makes light work of fences btw
  3. I'll take the Lawro option. 1-2 Carroll double.
  4. Imagine if you really only had half an arse. You'd want to hope you got the half with the hole in it.
  5. Hmm, the guy is a former executive, now bang into his allotment… Does he drive a taxi Wyki??
  6. Typical Chav bushpig. Imagine what she probably looks like, then click the link , see how close you are. Chav Bushpig
  7. 50-100. Most of them saying very similar shit. "Home at .…" "Pub at ……" "What are you wearing…"
  8. Surely he could just use our losses to offset SD profits? Those two posts mean fuck all to me. Oh Vienna!
  9. Clicked the link above "We are unable to display this page at the moment. Please try again later." Bit busy I'm guessing.
  10. What's the difference between ''No not up the arse'' and 'mmm mmm mmm mmmmm''? Duct tape.
  11. Ranger's header to Sherla, making up for gifting their goal.
  12. Accies a bit premature with their ticker tape celebrations like.
  13. All based on his performances from me. I've never actually rated him. I think he's a fucking cheat to his team mates which is why he could often be found sweeping behind Given instead of marking his man half the time. He did well last year though and at RB the season before. fair enough, he's certainly prone to errors, still reckon he could develop into a Carragher style defender with time providing he can stay fit. Needs to lose the iPhone.
  14. Love that album. Have you heard "In A Silent Way" Alex? It's Miles again, instrumental, brilliant. Wiki Clicky
  15. He'd rape the shit out of you anyway. Fixed
  16. Grinderman-No Pussy Blues Just for Kevin
  17. Classical possibles- Brandenburg Concerto Elgar Cello Concerto And you have to slip Oh Fortuna, Carmina Burana in somewhere.
  18. "Tied to the Whipping Post" "The Torture Never Stops" both by Zappa , slip em in for wickedness.
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