Monkeys Fist

Sniffs mate, take it from me there is no comparison. Bafra is simply the most gifted of the three musketeers at Clairfontayne: Benzema, Nasri and Bafra. It is like a dream to me that he will wear our shirt. I think it will only take 5 games for you to see what I mean. Use the force Luke. P. Ok obi wan, in view of that little gem of wisdom (source?) why didnt Wenger make a bid for him at any point in the last 4 years or so? and is it Bafra to his friends or is that just what he's been christened on't'internet? I don't propose to know the mind of Wenger, sorry. But I'd hazzard a guess that he thinks Nasri is a more composed hard working player, with nearly the same skills. Wenger has said good things about a whole bunch of French players, but that doesn't mean he has to go out and buy every one of them or there is something wrong. Psychologically, Nasri is ahead of the three and really gets on with it although allegedly is a pain in the arse as well, but hasn't the forte for histrionics a la Bafra. Wenger has also failed to buy a proper keeper for how long is it now? And another thing, VP isn't the answer to tight games like Drogba, Berb or Tevez are. The thing is, regardless of how talented he is (and its plain that'll be "very") you seem to be overlooking what we do know about him.....he's broke his contract at two clubs by just walking out and he's so pleased to be playing in front of us at SJP he' signed for the whole of this season......sorry to piss on your parade but I'm with sniffer on this....he's trouble and is using us as a stepping stone...probably to fuckin Arsenal Prozac? Denial isn't a river in Africa old son I hope he's better than Cruyff,plays for us until he's 40 and lives in a flat above a shop in fuckin Benwell but its all highly unlikely Last year I lost 70% of my business, my family (back together now) and was in psychotherapy for 4 months back in England. What it taught me was to appreciate the little things in life when they come along. Wacky tbf FYP

Fucking Hell Tom! You evil swine

Tits oot?

Granted Kevin, the blonde is an aberration for sunderland. The bushpig on the left in the away rag is more usual.

It went on a rampage on Monday. Curiously, kept running into the Walls of the farm buildings Couldn't hit a barn door…

That's the badger!!! Top work, Pud! That Kilcline pic at Roker had me looking for his O'Brien one, but it's arranged by home stadium. So I looked at his Sunderland page: http://www.homesoffootball.co.uk/collectio...nderland/2/1039 Nice one. How fucking pathetic is this one BTW? Goes to show what really matters to those bunch of utter cunts down the road... http://www.homesoffootball.co.uk/collectio...wcastle/1/8594/ Her behind that twat in the England top. It's a Mackem - it'll have 6 fingers and a cock.

Nobody had those in the mid-80's tbh. Bet it was like Howards Way round at your house though. His Mam got it out of the Green Shield Stamp catalogue They really are a piece of piss to use though Gemmill.

Do I detect a soupçon of sarcasm? Sooooo, they're idiotproof, hence why I like it. There's a little line in the bottom bit to tell you how much water to put in. The coffee section- stop when it's full. It's ready when the top bit is full. The only part I struggle with is transferring the delicious coffee from the percolator to the cup, and thereafter to my mouth, but that's because I am a raging Alchy and shake worse than Micheal J Fox dropping his jizz

I'd line up the same and would look to rotate Jonas, Arfa and Routledge throughout the game similar to how Villa did with Young, Milner and Downing. I like the look of this. Only tweaks I'd make would be to bring Ranger on for Routledge after about 60 minutes of tearing my hair out.

So do I. Doesn't make me a PL quality striker either.

He was linked with Stoke yesterday - my usual nasty reaction was "bigger, better things eh Jermaine?" He won't like Stoke. Fucking Goldfish bowl up there.

They bring it on themselves, they really do.

Class. Mrs. Fist has just asked why I burst out laughing.

New Facebook status that like.

Especially this bit. Got his name bang on too

. This not exciting news but wife beater (Marlon King) on his way to Coventry City. I'm not happy about this and I don't think the coventry fans will be. I may join the coventry forum to voice my concerns over this. If any Coventry fans are happy about this they will feel the full force of a scouser. They wear an awful lot of eye-make up in Liverpool don't they? Hmmm

Have it!

Sorry Wacky- I realise you look up to Robbie Keane.........

Apart from people on the dole, potential parole officers, people from De Kings 'Ed Kehhhhhhhhby what fuckin sources are you going to have? Why post that? I got it from the BBC website so calm down mate. Its only a rumour so stop shitting your pants he may not score a hat trick against yous. hurray!!!!

Bless their little replica socks

He means to have him, even if it must be burglary.

Go on there Wyki!! Now take this attitude down the allotments and claim back your territorah!! Take back your manhood aswell you fucking nonce and stop complaining about everything to do with your "friends". Kevin's lunchtime Tartrazine just kicked in.