Monkeys Fist

Bookmarked for future “ tearing the neck off it” references.

Never seen it spelt that way. So, update me- have we peddled ASM, who to and how much?

What’s up with his arm in the screengrab?

Balls deep in feathery gizzards.

Attaboy!

Nah, there’d have been three of them if it was Mr. B. Doll- Him, Mrs. Doll, and whichever passing cripple he’s strong-armed in to being his unwitting chauffeur

Spitfired YP.

What would be the odds of Eduardo S. Howe doing a Joelinton on ATM and turning him in to a free scoring colossus of a forward? * * fuck off, I’ve just finished a 12hr shift and I’m frazzled, at best.

Wally Batty told me.

Eh??? ” It’s you’re MRI today pet, have you got your appointment card?” ”Yes” “List of medications?” ”Yes” ”Butt plug?” ” Already in” ” Keys, card and phone?” ” Oh, thanks I nearly forgot them…”

Should I blanch it before using it in Saltimbocca, or just go in raw?

Tastes of blobs.

Sorry CT, your Mug venture isn’t Stayin’ Alive if we follow Barry’s top tip.

Did she say no,then? Congratulations.

Handbags at half-mast.

Makes the Bigg Market look like Glyndebourne.

( there is a Lebowski quote for any and every situation).

Although apparently Steve Clarke has called him up for Scotland, since he qualifies through his millennia-long residency in the murky waters of the Great Glen. That’s right folks, roll up, it’s the first confirmed footage of the Lost Neck Monster!

Not a Howe player- questionable attitude. Apparently if he’s not first name on the team sheet he gets the hump.

Can you give me two good reasons to watch it?

I knew all along he was the new Guardiola.

iPhones are 6 figure codes. It’ll be Wives/Affairs/Kids So 03/06/09 maybe 03/08/10

Fist Jnr. has just come back from his first surf lesson at Longsands. Got stang by a jellyfish.

There’s far easier ways to make extra money tbh…