Monkeys Fist

Thankfully he's been solid so far, not a mistake in sight, Bruce seems to have been a revelation for the lad, under Bruce he's cut out most of his errors. Can only think of one major error in the last few years, when he went to clear it, missed the ball and they scored, at the D.W against Man City iirc. Well, if that's true, you've got a cracking player. Now, if he learns to keep his black mamba in it's cage, he'll be useful.

Hasn't been proved he's done anything yet. (and I don't think he has tbh) What's your view on him anyway, as a footballer, not a potential rapist? He's been outstanding for us so far, MOTM in every game for me. You just knew it was going too well. Had all the tools physically to be a top class centre half. Then there's his concentration. I wonder about him mentally; if you keep making the same mistake or putting yourself in the same situation, it usually means you're a bit thick. Aye, has all the makings of a great centre half. Unfortunately, he's just too thick to use them. You'll see, give it time. So, your lot will finish where, and why? Our lot lot will finish where, and why?

Happy with Bruce? More importantly,who's the sexy bint in your avatar?

Alright mate. Aye, stick with Gemmill, he is the Daddy. Sooooo, now you've got a rapist in the squad , welcome to the big league.

Darth Shola!!

"I'll just stroke this with the outside of me boot it'll be dead classy - oh shit" Shit. Anelka. The Farce is strong in this one , Parky

A Mackem rapes 1 person. The Geordies rape 11. I know , sorry.

The entire squad are a pack of wankers. Please.

Ahh 2-1 to us then. Fucking hell Help lads.

Right boys. I'm in Sheffield, no Pc , phone only. I take it we are 1-1. Updates appreciated.

Needs someone to shove the mobile phone up their arse tbh iPhone 4 would smart. Sharper edges. Aye, prob need a bumper

This is fucking ridiculous. Ouseburn is one the only places left in Newcastle with decent small venues for acts to play. If posh cunts buy flats down there, it should be on the understanding that they won't get any kip before 3am. Furious tbh.

Needs someone to shove the mobile phone up their arse tbh iPhone 4 would smart. Sharper edges.

If it goes to trial I really hope he doesn't run his own defence

Or

Fuck off then, Mackem.

Burnley beat Bolton 1-0 Arse v Spuds 1-1. Into extra time. Everton being held 1-1 by mighty Brentford. Mackems lost. 2-1 Wistaaam Kevin has a consolation fiddle.

See edit. Cunt

You're not alone there Kevin. Edit; for clarity, I mean that we are also embarrassed you are a pretend Newcastle fan.

As am I. The game was shown nationally here in Canada where I watched it at Gretzky's (a popular sports bar in downtown Toronto). Ben Arfa (ant Tiote) were everything I would hope they would be. So when he skipped down the middle of the box to score that screamer of a goal, I ripped off my shirt, yelled uncontrollably and rubbed my nipples with shear delight! So you're right, I'll attempt to stay a little more on terra firma until he becomes a little more established. I really hope you're a woman, otherwise that is a mental picture I could do without

Your opinion is noted, and duly binned. RTG might be more your cup of tea.

Spuds equalised, Keane. Mackems losing 2-1. Kevin showing his true colours.

Mackems equalised against Wistaaam 1-1 Arse beating Spuds 1-0 Burnley 1-0 Bolton

I wouldnt do it even for double bubble. I think they'll realise the local opposition though and use either a national company or someone from out of the region. Cunts.