Monkeys Fist

0-0 draws.

I was champing at the bit, glad you broke before me

No. Is it that bad,like? You know until you do this thread will just go bumpity bump.

rubbish. We were only a couple of players short of having a team that could have qualified for europe again, which is why Keegan left. I suppose you know better than Keegan then ? I'm not saying I'd be a better manager than Keegan, but I probably knew more about what it would take to qualify for europe at that time than a man who admitted he hadn't watched a match in two years mate. I sense a Holiday name change coming on.

Just seen this, on a break at work. The home advantage MIGHT mean any fucking outrageous reffing goes our way for once. Winnable.

"Pipe Down Williamson!" Job done Stevie, now relaaax

Blowing a fucking hooly where I am today. Pack up , sign off, home.

5 months 3 days

Manford's alright, but there is something not right about that welsh bint. Other than being welsh I mean. I'd try my best to put it right.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/iphone/#def...rm=split%20arse Ok. Are you a member of Team Meenzer like?

Voted both, but in a straight choice between the two- Carroll every time.

Now, if you'd said Splitarse Festival…

I suppose it'll make a change from your Dad Hey Ho. he's an engineer, you're a window cleaner, you unequal turd. His fault you're alive. Not mine I win.

I suppose it'll make a change from your Dad Hey Ho. he's an engineer, you're a window cleaner, you unequal turd. Explains his propensity for screwing his nuts into newly widened apertures.

I suppose it'll make a change from your Dad Hey Ho.

Stop felching your dad. Fixed

Yes. Fellow supporters fighting. Awful sight.

I agree Just seemed the thing to do, given the argument.

Pen with wheels, Hot Wheels at that!

The one show & Dave Gorman. Double awful. A bricky must be able to lay bricks- a comedian must be funny.

Back in Black (&White). AC/DC What's Going On? Marvin Gaye Respect. Aretha Franklin The Boys are Back in Town. Thin Lizzy All available on clichédasfuck.com

Nah, he just sits in the corner thinking up things to say in a "look at me look at me look at me" kinda way. If no one responds (see this thread) he changes his stance and tries again. Ok Dad, I'll try

Stan Collymore. Shhhh Keep taking the lithium.

Kevin is a Mackem too btw. He thinks we haven't sussed him yet