Monkeys Fist

"I will not buy this record, it is scratched."

The roof sign isn't painted. That would cost too much to remove if someone took the sponsorship. I will gladly offer my services to tear the fucking monstrosity down should that happen.

Barcelona.

See, now I'm confused. It's wrong for Alex to say Dan Brown is for stupid people, but it's ok for Skidmark to call Leazes thick and Fish a wanker? I blame Coldplay.

Popular does mean good. Take Coldplay for example, not my cup of tea personally, but I'd have to be a right arrogant cock to dismiss them as shit because i prefer alternatives But they are shit.

Heddon on the Wall is classed as Newcastle and that's 5 miles west of Lemington. Crammy's two mile from Killie and that's Northumberland, and Forest Hall's hardly Newcastle is it Was I right about the Killie Arms, and Allison, I'm sure am right, can't find nowt on google though. I guess that means the training ground is on foreign turf then? Is Wallsend in Newcastle then?

No idea about the Killy Arms team tbh. Can't get t'interweb out here in the Badlands

Killingworth and Forest Hall , borderline? Fuck me Stevie Suppose Lemington is virtually Cumbria eh?

Loved a Fedora iirc. RIP. Edit; Fedora and fur. Dude

ovaltine then White Supremacist!!!

Belta Min.…… Haha I'm shocked no one has put anything like that actually! Very respectful on this board it has to be said Either that or everyone thinks me missus is rank lol She's not.

Your posts are like a shit twitter. Shitter?

You'd need a sticky bomb. Very much flammable though. Banners this size are usually made of plasticised canvas.

How d'you make a Hormone?

Today's job pays me £375.00. Be done in 5hrs . Doubt even a Phd in Burgers would get you that. Keep trying Kevin, keep trying.

If you're dead set on Uni, you should apply here Kevin. It's got everything you're after Clicky

People in Glass houses etc etc

Racist!!

This thread-desperate. Allah loves a tryer though Leazes.

But… then they'd have a post.

Terrible.

you're a right fucking weirdo aren't you? Jesus them english must be letting you off light, over here you would've probably got a kicking by now. That why you spend so much time on your computer? Scared to go out? Dude I'm only after coming on the laptop half an hour ago, speaking of going out i have an 18th on saturday night.. workin tomoz night Joined- June 2010. Posts - 2800+ they all came from the summer, when i was bored. i've hardly been on the past few weeks. Bleat.

you're a right fucking weirdo aren't you? Jesus them english must be letting you off light, over here you would've probably got a kicking by now. That why you spend so much time on your computer? Scared to go out? Dude I'm only after coming on the laptop half an hour ago, speaking of going out i have an 18th on saturday night.. workin tomoz night Joined- June 2010. Posts - 2800+

you're a right fucking weirdo aren't you? Jesus them english must be letting you off light, over here you would've probably got a kicking by now. That why you spend so much time on your computer? Scared to go out?

At first ,I thought the sunglasses and counselling being offered to the Chilean miners was a bit OTT. "Can spending months in a deep, dark, smelly hole really leave you blind and with mental problems?" I wonderded. Then I remembered Harvey Price.