Monkeys Fist

Here Puddy Pud, here Puddy Pud.

On .cock. " Ey Ey Lads, Calm Down " derek@aspersviplounge.cock

Anyone in possession of the juicies who doesn't PM me is a right Cynthia! Please?

Carroll sold, nee fucker likely to replace him. What's that you say? Show us some Belta Minge? Oh, ok then

Selling Carroll isn't fucking armageddon, he had a good season and a half and that's it Almandageddon then?

Sal Amander Slippery customer, good feet.

Shell suits, Le Coq tops, reeboks. Not the first time Ashley has sold overpriced goods to scousers. Nor the last.

Will we fuck.

Banging the little one in Antandec. I'm off to cheer myself up in the Belta Minge.

I hate Ashley's guts but even I'm not blaming him for Carroll handing in a transfer request. Agree with you mate. It's a fix and was dusted way before today imo. The die was cast the day Pardew walked through the door and hooked himself onto the puppet strings. This is what depresses me about this sale. It's the clear, clear statement to any fan that the outright lies are continuing, and don't bother getting too worked up about any talent. If they are any good, they'll be on their way.

Will the last NUFC player sold to line the Fat Man's pockets pleaseturn off the lights?

Top tweeting Stevie

P Diddler?

Leazes preparing a bid for the club?

Her cup overfloweth Etc.

Did you pull a sleepy t-bag on her Fish?

Bibiana Steinhaus, German Bundesliga ref Ich würde es zerschlagen

Did you approach her from around the wicket? Sticky wicket.

The fat fucker in the blue check shirt , central. Is that our resident optimist/cabbie just behind him?

parabéns Romario.

Where's that pic of the mackems celebrating our demise? That about sums it all up for me. Here Hugging each other

I didn't think we came across as stuck up cunts. Reproducing Onanists- a contradiction ? (7,7).

How do you know someone already hasn't?

And you wonder ,Dan, why the rest of the country think you lot are twats!