Monkeys Fist
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There’s a sunderland in Queensland, near Taroom, but it’s so small and insignificant it isn’t named on Google maps/earth. https://mapcarta.com/29977988/Map Fuck yeah!
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This is a great game- First person like Far Cry, with some great play mechanics. There’s a sequel which is equally good, if not better.
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Would you settle for being an Everton?
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
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“Not at all wide of the mark “
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This bloke? Shoulder patches are a classic Toucher sign.
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Not her hand- some random passerby who was holding a cheeysey chip. Got pulled in by the vortex.
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Hardly surprising … Would you fuck a mackem?
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Well done Phstevie, you thundercunt. He’s even had the sex, TWICE!!
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Given his name, that would be almost instant. ( reported myself… fuck off).
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He looks like he enjoyed himself- nice frock but the wig is dodgy.
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Fair enough… … you fucking legend.
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Anyone who invites their dad and or father-in-law on their stag is asking for it tbh. Also, anyone sticking their Manmeet through a hole in Amsterdam can’t complain if it goes awry.
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Milburn- won three FA CUPS. McDonald- won fuck all Terry Hibbitt - won fuck all Kevin Keegan - won fuck all Shearer - won fuck all Sir Les - won fuck all etc.
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I was just pointing out that time served is not necessarily a factor in Legend status. *cough
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Sir Les was only here 2 years…
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I don’t think him winning owt precludes him from having earned that status tbh. Let’s say he has to retire a season before we lift the Title. He will have played a massive part in getting there. He’s up there with Shearer, Sir Les, KK, Killer, Liam O, already for me.
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Diddums
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Consider yourself answered, Albert.
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He was rather impatient for me to drop my load, but in my defence it was the 14th of the day. Wrists are throbbing like a certain Yorkshire wife.
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Bit of a tangent, but since we’re making terrible Sikh jokes*, I had a Sikh punter today and I was biting my tongue whilst dropping off his delivery. Poor fucker was called Manmeet… * not a joke btw, this poor lad was my last drop today.
