Monkeys Fist

Aye, I thought the older ,slower one was more fitting though

Uh-oh. Fart.

to be fair his divorce cost him and arm and a leg..

It's not me It's you

You can get a knob wrap here. And from a Greek, too. They've got thousands of years of practice. Count me in. "freshly ground here at “The Knob!”

Mackem

You can get a knob wrap here.

I'd go- 1) to get a chase off a T Rex. 2) to see Krakatoa blow. 3) to before the last ice age( to see if Graham Hancock is right). 4) to ancient Rome 5) to 10 o'clock next Saturday with a pen and paper

You dirty bugger!

Hats off. My arse

Expect to see this on special at the club bars. Mayhem will follow.

Does anyone want three Friends DVD boxsets? I'm more excited about the free Basketball net. The manky toe is a bit bleurch.

Gyan reminded me a bit of Martins. Same shaped head, if i can say that. He looked in his mid 30s too. Headism! Chez treading a fine line in his adidas jackboots. Word is you're favourite art is pointillism

Bet he lives on the Quayside.

Gyan reminded me a bit of Martins. Same shaped head, if i can say that. He looked in his mid 30s too. Headism!

That's the one. Brilliant

If anyone has a copy of today's Journal, I've been told to go to page 63 and check the sports equipment ads. I'm nowhere near a newsagent , so can anyone do the honours and get a pic up?

A pal on FB has just pointed out that anyone living on Hartburn Drive, Chapel Park, is this weeks postcode lottery winner- NE5 1SU. brilliant!

Doc told Lily, "it's alright… still" I'll stop now- sickened myself tbh

Just realised the mackems could've counted all Sundays goals on one hand.

"Made" on Melbourne St. this week. Also Harry's opposite the Telegraph is good. If you've got plenty of time, or are with the nippers, Northside Diner on the 3rd floor of Fenwicks does excellent handmade burgers.

Latest scores ; L.Allen 2 - K. McCann 1 *I know , it is the BAD taste thread though*