Monkeys Fist

Deadman, have you ever been to a Turkish prison? …

Dozy Mong.

What do you call an epileptic cowboy? Tex Fitz.

Top idea.

Just remembered- "Yonda lies da castle of my Fadda!"

Natasha McElhone. Giggedee.

Don't worry, they would have sold Kevin baking powder. He still would have been "buzzing" though. Kev thinks coke smells of clean washing

Come on then ladies man, how many women you shagged and how many long term relationships? 3 long term relationships including the wife Don't be dissing the Swordsman of CLS.

Having just endured Mary Poppins with my 3yr old, I was thinking, is there a worse example of a shit accent than Dick Van Dyke's attempt at Cockernee? Keanu Reeves' English accent in Dracula is poor, but nowhere near as bad as the Dykester. Any others?

New signing?

Oh Richard.

Welcome to the rest of the season boys!

Why stop at PMs? (And this from a toontastic liberal!)

Chapel Hat Peg Tastic!

Top notch 2J

Not fatal then. Shame, shame

Can't be arsed with Kevin. Here's a little tit which is much more pleasing

Subtle as a rapist Pardew, subtle.

Do you mean me Kevin? Shall I wait for an answer or just tell you to fuck off now?

Had to google Chyna… All it's missing is a cock! You do La Sotherton a disservice methinks Ant.

She'd eat you alive P.D.

Kelly Sotherton looking fine on BBC right now

Why not get an upgrade? I've got a 3GS with the OS4 and it's top notch.

I wouldn't touch you with Meenzers