Monkeys Fist

I like this. It has the added fewm generation capability of making them pay us to play back at their home toilet when we’re finished with it.

If we play one season in Saudi Arabia, that’ll give time to demolish SJP, build a new one, and bury the Indian construction lads that don’t survive. Sorted.

Fyp

Someone’s got to put the cones out

Here comes the grift. Nigel Farage launches website over de-banking 'scandal' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-66354476

“ Hey Steve, Fancy managing a club in the Saudi League…” “ We’ll pay you £8 million a year and we won’t ask for any tactics…” “ Oh aye, no one here really cares, it’s purely a vanity project. You’ll have plenty of time to write new thrillers.” “ The club’s called Al- Shabob and it…”

Cheeky bastard.…

Just got back from an afternoon stroll around the old town of Gouda. Anyone want to take a guess at the most common theme in the tourist tat shops?

I didn’t dislike him- as Gloomy says, he seems like a nice bloke, who genuinely loved being here. As a player he was frustrating to watch as many times, if not more, as he was exciting to watch. Good luck to him.

We went, and now we’re in Amsterdam. Great place though. 👍

I might be after a few miles.

Did consider the “semi-recumbent” mind.

I was offered a basket. I could already feel my balls retracting, and when the basket came out I thought they might pop out of my backside in some kind of gender prolapse. They’re pretty decent bikes for hires, tbh, dead easy to ride and comfortable as a bike can be.

20km on these streamlined bitches I’m contemplating a full shave-down to pick up a few hundredths of a second on our eta.

He’s from Battle Hill ffs. Also, what the fuck is that photo meant to be? This is fast becoming Mindy Project 2 for Le Souris Chinois.

Going full Dutch and cycling in to The Hague today, might bump on to the Royal cloggies. Apparently the Queen likes a bit of rough.

Its twue …

Has the Baconator got another book coming out or something? Why would anyone with any interest in football give a gibbering fuck what this waste of skin has to say? Just fucking retire and fuck off to Portugal or wherever.

Lili von Schtüpp, what a gal!

I’m ashamed to realise I missed this off, and Casino, which are basically the same film. To be honest, there’s loads I could swap in and out of the list, depending on mood.

Aye, can we get Farage to resign his citizenship and fuck off to Germany?

Honestly man, if the Revolution ever happens, the Royals can relax for a day or three because I’ll be busy stringing these cunts up.

Aye, my last league game was the Liverpool game immediately after they sacked Hughton- and I only went to that as I’d promised a lad I knew who was a Scouse gimp that I’d go with him. Took Fist Jnr. to a cup game under Rafa, Preston I think, we won 6-0 or something. Ashley wasn’t just responsible for fucking our club, he had a big hand in fucking a lot of people’s connection with the game, mine included. I’ll probably try to get to a game with the nipper next season, but I can’t see me ever trying for a ST again.

Shut up, scab nonce.