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I like this. It has the added fewm generation capability of making them pay us to play back at their home toilet when we’re finished with it.
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If we play one season in Saudi Arabia, that’ll give time to demolish SJP, build a new one, and bury the Indian construction lads that don’t survive. Sorted.
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Fyp
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Someone’s got to put the cones out
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Here comes the grift. Nigel Farage launches website over de-banking 'scandal' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-66354476
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“ Hey Steve, Fancy managing a club in the Saudi League…” “ We’ll pay you £8 million a year and we won’t ask for any tactics…” “ Oh aye, no one here really cares, it’s purely a vanity project. You’ll have plenty of time to write new thrillers.” “ The club’s called Al- Shabob and it…”
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Cheeky bastard.…
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Just got back from an afternoon stroll around the old town of Gouda. Anyone want to take a guess at the most common theme in the tourist tat shops?
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I didn’t dislike him- as Gloomy says, he seems like a nice bloke, who genuinely loved being here. As a player he was frustrating to watch as many times, if not more, as he was exciting to watch. Good luck to him.
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We went, and now we’re in Amsterdam. Great place though. 👍
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I might be after a few miles.
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Did consider the “semi-recumbent” mind.
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I was offered a basket. I could already feel my balls retracting, and when the basket came out I thought they might pop out of my backside in some kind of gender prolapse. They’re pretty decent bikes for hires, tbh, dead easy to ride and comfortable as a bike can be.
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20km on these streamlined bitches I’m contemplating a full shave-down to pick up a few hundredths of a second on our eta.
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He’s from Battle Hill ffs. Also, what the fuck is that photo meant to be? This is fast becoming Mindy Project 2 for Le Souris Chinois.
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Going full Dutch and cycling in to The Hague today, might bump on to the Royal cloggies. Apparently the Queen likes a bit of rough.
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Film/moving picture show you most recently watched
Monkeys Fist replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
Its twue … -
Has the Baconator got another book coming out or something? Why would anyone with any interest in football give a gibbering fuck what this waste of skin has to say? Just fucking retire and fuck off to Portugal or wherever.
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Film/moving picture show you most recently watched
Monkeys Fist replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
Lili von Schtüpp, what a gal! -
Film/moving picture show you most recently watched
Monkeys Fist replied to Jimbo's topic in General Chat
I’m ashamed to realise I missed this off, and Casino, which are basically the same film. To be honest, there’s loads I could swap in and out of the list, depending on mood. -
Aye, can we get Farage to resign his citizenship and fuck off to Germany?
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Honestly man, if the Revolution ever happens, the Royals can relax for a day or three because I’ll be busy stringing these cunts up.
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Aye, my last league game was the Liverpool game immediately after they sacked Hughton- and I only went to that as I’d promised a lad I knew who was a Scouse gimp that I’d go with him. Took Fist Jnr. to a cup game under Rafa, Preston I think, we won 6-0 or something. Ashley wasn’t just responsible for fucking our club, he had a big hand in fucking a lot of people’s connection with the game, mine included. I’ll probably try to get to a game with the nipper next season, but I can’t see me ever trying for a ST again.
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Shut up, scab nonce.