Monkeys Fist

Ratboy on.

Get in. 2-1 when Oba does the inevitable.

There's a queue man! Sheesh, some people

I was having sex with a retard the other day but she wouldn't let me cum in her mouth. So I spunked on the window and let nature take its course!

I can put my shovel away.

Fuck em. Nearly dead anyway

Beatrice Dalle, filth. "Bon matin , Garçons!"

It's Brian, Ange and Baldric - Playaway Time!!

Seconded. Seems weird to think of KK as 60! Happy Birthday wee man

I encourage you Fish I encourage you

Fish Pie ftw.

I too am single so I will join you (not literally, you life far away and it would just be a bit awkward) in having pie, beans and mash. I've been thinking about this time last year, where on a last throw of the dice to keep us alive I took my girlfriend on a romantic weekend away to Newcastle, of all places. Had a lovely weekend but sadly it did not halt the slide and we broke up two weeks later. Been kung-fu fighting the urge all week to get in touch with her and drag it all up again but I know it will be fruitless so I've settled for drunkenly sleeping with my doctor/nurse friend again after vowing not to. Cunting Valentine's. FYP it just felt wrong without it

Looks like James Hunt tbh. Not a patch on wor Dawn from the proper Office. If James Hunt looked like that, I'd dig him up and smash him.

Jimbo wins the page! *dammit! Previous page*

Pardew analysed on the Inbetweeners

Mary Poppins is one of the most enjoyable films. http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=866628

Idioteque is staying in on the pull http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=866544

The one on page 10 is fantastic

Open Google Translate. Type "take a dirty picture for me" Translate: english to french. Copy translated text, and translate back. (french to english) Read translated text.

A midget waddles into the library and asks, "Have you got a book on Irony?" The librarian says, "Yeah, mate, it's on the top shelf."

Whaaaat?

The tower, the tower! Rapunzel, Rapunzel!

Piss poor Gallagher Keep up.

You've nicked my line Tooj! Admittedly, rarely heard over the sound of the van door slamming shut.