Monkeys Fist

http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...8700&st=580 He's back, and this time he's tedious.

Queen Kate

I imagine it'll take a little longer to appear on the breaking news ticker on Fox Sports/ESPN. Agreed, currently showing yesterdays SSN Sorry, didnt know you were there! I've been away for ages He has not been there long to be fair. Will Jimbo's ipad screen do now? As long as he gives it a wipe before posting any screenshots on here You think his t.v would have been any better? Foxsoccer are currently showing Womens college football Much action in the box?

I imagine it'll take a little longer to appear on the breaking news ticker on Fox Sports/ESPN. Agreed, currently showing yesterdays SSN Sorry, didnt know you were there! I've been away for ages He has not been there long to be fair. Will Jimbo's ipad screen do now? As long as he gives it a wipe before posting any screenshots on here

Kirk banged Joan Collins!! (that is her on the cover, isn't it?)

Bit busy with the film premiere etc at the minute.

its her emergency poop stash

Doctor McKeith; Doctor Phibes;

Aye,my TV Nazi standards can get to fuck to see that rat-faced snake oil peddler go into meltdown

Not seen it, but I'm tempted. Curse you Gemmill!!

http://m.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/2010/...mp;type=article

Have you got a panoramic screen CT?

It's fucking lovely, and you know you will try it at some point. Just to send CT into a frenzy, I dished it up with Basil sorbet last time I did it- sublime.

To die for. I got the Green and Blacks cookbook a few Christmases ago. It's in there, some excellent savoury recipes too.

Have taxi will travel. Food dept at Fenwicks will have it all. Basically use the model of meat, cheese, veg and olives and buy stuff you fancy. Can't fail.

Gentlemen, the duck was cooked to perfection It was all the fancy boy shit that Oliver said to chuck in such as Mangos, Pommegranitts, lime juice, etc etc that ruined the perfect duck. Anyhows, what sort of Antipasta do you have in mind Mr Fist.... Name names. Cured meats- salami, prosciutto, bresaola,mortadella Olives Cheese- mozzarella ,provolone, dolcellatte Roasted peppers,artichoke hearts Get some nice flavoured oils and bread. Basically, go to your nearest Italian Deli and ask them.

I've made this numerous times, always a winner, looks excellent too Chocolate Crusted Lemon Tart

Aye, I know. Sugaring the pill

Duck can be a bit of a Twat to get right if you aren't used to cooking with it. Easy to overdo it and end up with tough meat. You could "improvise" with some ready cooked Peking duck, and use it to tart up a salad? Or,what about a nice Antipasti for your starter. Piece of piss to prepare, can be done well in advance and keeps the meat heads happy. Your main sounds nice- simple but tasty. You big puff

Chapter 1 Put kids to bed. Thought about babysitter, then thought " Nah!" Went for dinner Chapter 2 Oh shit.

Christmas Tree? See.... Fuck the pair of ya Soccermum likes nowt better than a bit of rear door innuendo with Wacky. Shame he's never been the same since the accident Zip it ,Stretch

Christmas Tree?

Tit pics please

This. Less science talk and more Captain Kirk getting off with green-skinned dancing girls. Time to roll out the Shatnotron again