Monkeys Fist

So which Ronnie would you be?

At your cervix.

2 sugars for me, Earl Grey for the Fish please Sammy

Tyson documentary on More4 now.

you're definitely on the would fuck list Publish or GTF ?gtf? Get To F....rance

you're definitely on the would fuck list Publish or GTF

Did you get the butler to type that Fish?

They're shite, you mong. X-Factor is PT Barnums, then a few episodes where Cowell strips away any individualism and forms the "talent" into yet another clone off the conveyor belt of pap and IAC is just desperate fading lights who should be shot. ALERT!! Fish saying that two of the most watched programs on television are crap. Anything above 10 viewers is NOT cool. I bet if a program you watched got popular, you'd stop watching it. A bit like my mate who used to wank off over the Kings Of Leon and now cries like fuck at how they're shit and that nobody had heard of them when they were cool. I enjoyed Friends, I love the Simpsons, I thought The Sopranos was one of the finest pieces of television ever made. I just don't like cheap crap. I find it lowest common denominator pulp, if that means I'm in the minority, I don't care. If 1 person watched it or 1 Billion people watched I wouldn't care, it's terrible tv that lowers the level of debate.

no straw! Christ then no nipple. Fairs fair and all that jazz Aye well, never mind. I doubt you've shaved them recently anyway. i was savin them so you could pull them out wit your teeth, you know how i like it rough The gaps in my teeth, your tit hairs must be like rigging strops. pull em out, drag me round the house by them, the choice is yours I'm washing me hair. Sorry love. if you'd said i'd have sent over mine ha ha With the rest of your washing? no seperate. Don't like me skidies tainting me shell suits. Must sound like a Velcro explosion getting your kit off.

no straw! Christ then no nipple. Fairs fair and all that jazz Aye well, never mind. I doubt you've shaved them recently anyway. i was savin them so you could pull them out wit your teeth, you know how i like it rough The gaps in my teeth, your tit hairs must be like rigging strops. pull em out, drag me round the house by them, the choice is yours I'm washing me hair. Sorry love. if you'd said i'd have sent over mine ha ha With the rest of your washing?

no straw! Christ then no nipple. Fairs fair and all that jazz Aye well, never mind. I doubt you've shaved them recently anyway. i was savin them so you could pull them out wit your teeth, you know how i like it rough The gaps in my teeth, your tit hairs must be like rigging strops. pull em out, drag me round the house by them, the choice is yours I'm washing me hair. Sorry love.

What has been mindseen cannot be unmindseen.

no straw! Christ then no nipple. Fairs fair and all that jazz Aye well, never mind. I doubt you've shaved them recently anyway. i was savin them so you could pull them out wit your teeth, you know how i like it rough The gaps in my teeth, your tit hairs must be like rigging strops.

Shaun; " I just caan't be aarsed meeting people"

no straw! Christ then no nipple. Fairs fair and all that jazz Aye well, never mind. I doubt you've shaved them recently anyway.

It's Babycham. Be thankful I took the straw out petal.

Cut and paste x 100 Right, tits oot.

He's fucking class. "Have you never eaten a penis?" Quality line that. " it's some veggie shit"

Proof needed.

Shaun Ryder Legend.

I'm not looking for reasonable explanations Gejon, I want loopy juice fix theories. Until I hear otherwise, Haye told Audrey to brace himself.

Is that like Christmam?

I should Coco.

Most people block him, you name your kid after him. "Howay in our Twat, your tea's ready!"