Monkeys Fist

I'd be tempted to run naked across the pitch, challenge the Twat to pull me for it.

Fuck you? No ta Stevie.. Now, your sister… http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=811378

"Sleep Recorder" Great little app. Tonight I will prove to Mrs. Fist her nocturnal chattering is outdone only by her impression of a wild boar being gang raped(she snores, but denies it!)

Oy! Thin ice

Cabbage and spud prices up by a turd.

Now known as Omar; Omar Where's Yer Troussiers? Cue Leazes.

2 free tickets to see the Liverpool game?????? Im sure there maybe some on here, particularly out of a job, who'd love to be there. On the NUFC website it evens says scran is part of the prize. ©DaveC

You've all missed the magic ingredient; +

In the interests of balance;

Pimp Daddy Hughton- he isn't perfect, but he's ours edit; This thread needs this-

That thirty yard sprint and being tripped as he approached the box. Keeping up with the rest of the team on last seasons lap of honour.

Careful, Fish will be asking to be a Mod again

I watched intently as the 'other' woman slowly peeled off my girlfriend's panties, and stared closely as she delicately inserted her fingers into my girlfriends pussy. Naturally, I undid my trousers and started wanking. Midwives eh!.. Got no fucking sense of humour at all!.

BREAKING NEWS: Sir. Bob Geldof has just confirmed that a fundraising concert for Ireland will be held in Ethiopia at Christmas!

That's him gone in January then

Time to resurrect your old avatar?

Just had great bath myself mate

Get in England's no. 1 Top scorer in the league

Boredom + Disliking fat, deluded, moronic football supporters = Trolling toontastic for a giggle. Always get the bites too, you can't help yourselves. Terrible thing,self loathing Btw. Fuck

QFT

101 lurkers. Obsessed?

Fuck off , do. RIP.

Fuck off , do.