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Monkeys Fist

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  1. cheese needs a savoury mixture, jam ones need a sweet one. try here
  2. What's this one Stevie? I think Chez is the only one who will recognise it. Of every image I've ever viewed this is my favourite in all my life. No one knows who he is, but he is known by hundreds of thousands of fans all over the country. It's commonly accepted that he is Geordie, don't ask me why, it just is. This picture is from the Vieux Port in Marseilles where one of the biggest football related riots in last 20 years happened when England played Tunisia in 1998. What makes him so special is, he's how cool he is. Near enough World War Three is going on around him, people have been stabbed, arabs are going around on motorbikes with knives, England fans are around ready to batter anything that moves, there's not so much a police presence as a huge war battalion a matter of yards away from him, there's choking tear gas all everywhere, people running for their lives, does Greenshirtmush care? DOES HE FUCK!!! All he's interested in is his two pints, fuck the french, fuck the Tunisians, fuck the police, there's beer to be drunk. Absolute English legend, alongside Bobby Moore in my eyes. The most iconic photo of English football fans ever imo. Is Chez a hoolie? I prefer this image of England fans tbh
  3. I don't like this picture, some of them are dead.
  4. Dont know where the idea came from http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?showtopic=28785 Aye, I was thinking that Merge?
  5. People should give the hunchbacked rat face a break- she's gone through alot of shit in recent years
  6. Given the dread with I was looking at this season , the doubt I had over Hughton's ability to do it in the PL, I can't be anything but positive. I'm not daft enough to think we'll be chasing Europe or owt, but our prime objective of avoiding relegation is eminently achievable. So long as that remains the focus , we be safe.
  7. The Pimp Daddy, he of the Two-Tone barnet, Dear Leader, Wor Chris.
  8. oops, you just split or something? sorry if so Time is the healer, old son. *taps nose* Anyone remember them doing this in snowmen outfits on TOTP when they got xmas number 1? Happy days. This could be the winner of "Most Ill-Judged Post Ever", but, in for a penny...... "Break Stuff!!"
  9. What's the capital of Ireland? About four euros.
  10. Children in need didn't make as much money this year... 'SHOCK HORROR'! I couldn't give a fuck about my own kids,never mind some other fucker's.
  11. A bad simile is like a lighthouse with no muesli.
  12. oops, you just split or something? sorry if so
  13. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ragdoll
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