Monkeys Fist

My brother drove home to Whickham from Forest Hall just now along the A1. Reckons there's jack-knifed trucks every 500 yds.

Just walked home from a Ma Fist's 70th b'day party. Snow is easily 5 inches deep. Love it !

Bollocks! The female brreeest is a thing of beauty, open to appreciation by all with an eye to the aesthetic. And closet rugmunchers too like

Straight after a bomb is no time to be pissing about with Scream masks. She should be ashamed

His will left specific instructions for his cremation Ensure he's thoroughly defrosted, then cook at Gas mark 600 til the juices run clear.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Autism Bus.

Minutes silence from the Dippers.

The less successful follow-up to "Bette Davis Eyes".

BootifulCoffin mind

and why she was never keen on the French

Fucking Hell Kitman. That explains a lot

Bye!

She's Labour. Keep your Tory filth off her!

Currently sizzling on Question Time

Unlike the Republic

http://www.nust.org.uk/we-have-contact

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The signs are there for all to see; http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?...st&p=811843

This post is dry humour gold and deserves far greater recognition. I haven't got enough self confidence to believe I actually get the joke. My unhappiness compounded by the fact I don't know which smilie is appropriate to illustrate my self doubt and confusion What's not to get though? It's preceeded by Rob trying to be as offensive as all of his considerable arrogance can muster, obviously looking to bait the Irish lads, and all he gets back is Ewerk pretending he can see through his subtlety. Graham Linehan would be proud of it and I can't really think of a much higher compliment tbf. Aye…… … beat me to it *cough*

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