Monkeys Fist

Tiger bread from Morrisons, never been doughy tbh. Besides, this weather, stodge is the order of the day.

Is the service in there still terrible btw? Stopped going except for takeaways. Even if it's half full you still wait ages whilst they're sending out the takeaways like billy-o. Bad show, all boy iyam. I put it down to teething problems at first but after it happened about 3 or 4 times it was taking the proverbial. Shame as the food is spot on. Last time I went, it wasn't bad once you got to your table. Getting there was a bit of a chore though. Food is cracking mind. Same here. I got to the table about an hour and a half after it was booked though. I was mortal. Table booked for 8pm. Arrived 5 minutes early, served drinks immediately, orders were taken after 5 minutes. Seated and served promptly. Service was spot on, the food was superb. And they've got a new menu. Might have to give the restaurant another go. Got a takeaway from there at the weekend and it was lush. Your Tongue will thank you. Btw, I ordered plain paratha with my main- made on premises and lursh!

Homemade broth and Tiger bread.

How many taxi drivers does it take to change a light bulb? "Go all the way up there in this weather? Oooh, I'm just about to knock off mate"

Blond?! Solly

Since going blond, Kim employs "comrades" to look at porn for him.

Kim inspects the latest from the anonymous Cabbage Mural artist.

I'm told it tastes like dog

Not even Korea's top man could change the channel on his new plasma tv.

Since Dear Leader's sudden blindness, the portrait sculptors have been taking the piss.

Leady, Steady, Cook!

What Dear Leader really wants is a Gleggs pasty.

"I pick his nose, you raugh!"

"This is the way we wash our hands Wash our hands Wash our hands This is the way we wash our hands On a cold and flosty morning"

Dear Leader Thinks " Dogs Knob"

Makes driving one-handed all the more tricky.

It's not binary mate. There's a great swathe of birds between airbrushed perfect and the pug-faced throw-stones-at-the-moon fuggos in the picture above. I'd dare not uncoil the Boa anywhere near those trolls, for fear they'd mistake it for a footlong meatball sub and devour it despite my screams. With stringy cheese on top?

Lampant Labbit?

Fuck off then.

But has he got any pants on?

Fucks sake man, I'm just about to have my tea!

Two pint special.