Monkeys Fist

In the green corner- you. In the black corner- Fish You won.

I mean, you could have put this in a graph… … low effort shit post. Keep it up my man!

Where are his hands?

Renton vs. Fish - The Big One. This is what we want Albert! NSFW, obvs, it’s me posting.

Walked past this lad in Gregg’s goods yard just now. I’ll take my omens wherever I can find ‘em.

Following on from my tale in last night’s post, I expect us to shaft these, 5-0, and then do their Mrs. Hat trick from Targett, the filthy bugger.

Nice to see Miggs get his shot off last night, too.

You can fuck all the way off out of it.

Fyp.

Let’s be honest here lads, WE are the team Chelsea will be gutted to get. We’re fucking mint.

Scouse cunts at home to Wistaaym. We’ll have earned this Cup when we lift it.

Many moons ago, when me and my brother used to drink in the Trent before and after games, there was a lad in our loose group of friends who was in to the “shagging cuck’s birds for them” scene. We had Arsenal at home and this cracking bit of Norf Lahndan blonde turned up, with her bloke, ready to be split in half by him after the match. Her lad was a proper Arsenal prick, so we all tagged along afterwards, took him to the Adelphi ( ), then as the night went on we headed down to Malmaison where they were staying. Our lad took his Mrs. upstairs, we took him in to the bar and, as it was a resident bar at that time, we absolutely shafted him for drinks. Got him staggering drunk, he missed out on seeing his lass get buckled, and he’ll have had a shit fit when he got his bill next morning. We beat Arsenal too

D&Bed YP

@Dr Gloom We’ve had a quick vote in the secret forum, and decided that for this quarter’s charidee donation, fuck the food banks- we’ve got you a (boat) ticket to Tristan de Cunha Lovely place, does a great Penguin Sausage.… … see you next summer 👍

Joking aside, who could possibly tempt Eddie away from us? He’s got the total support of the richest board in football history, he’s utterly adored by fans and players and board alike, he’s over-achieving on the long term plan, and he’s got time in his career to see it through and then enjoy the years of total dominance at his leisure. He’s also a nice bloke and will probably offer Ten Pence the U13 women’s side when he gets peddled. What a bloke!

Wynn/Wynn!

Nevilled YP

Eddie putting out the second string to “honourably” exit the competition and preserve players. The “second string”

Just in case we’ve got any Reds lurking, the M25 clockwise has delays from Potters Bar, so you’d best fuck off out of it now.

Ffs! so close.

Apparently we beat them 7-1 in 1927. 6-0 would do me, mind.

Great singer too.