Monkeys Fist

Thought you were off the booze for Lent?

Piledriver! Quality from junior CT that like

In honour of current events, I shall be microwaving some seafood tomorrow. In teriyaki sauce.

It's a thing we can't deny.

Boom boom shake da loom Reactor 3 has blown now.

Ashley man go! Chutney

I'm sure this rumour about this Anil chap went around 6 months ago, or someone Simla.

Does this mean we'll re-sign Jon Dhal Tomasson? Coat… fetched

Probably overrated,as when he burst on the scene it was something different and he had the name and the image to go with the guitar,when you think of the guitarist's now,then what Hendrix did doesn't sound or look as good as it did. Meh, just jealous us Brits made him

might as well knock one out while you eat it too, every second's precious. Wanking; with a chicken thigh. Explain please??? This means nothing to me.

I'm guessing it's rag week chez Mother Nature.

You like Broon Ale and you like vodka and orange? I hope you've got plenty roughage in your diet. Must be like a bunch of old shoes falling out the loft when she has a shite. :icon_lol:

Just returned from mother-in-law's Sunday lunch. Honey roast gammon joint.

Fucking hell man Fish

"Celebrity Public Executions- Grand Finalé , Lenny Henry on the gallows". I'd pay

They had/have Balti pies at the moment. I think half time brothels would be a cracking idea. "Shag when you're winning"

Balti pies

SoopaMoon innit.

On Sky news, the footage of the blast is dire. One minute the reactor is there, then it's Cillit - Bang and it's gone.

It gets worse- 40 minutes ago one of their nuclear plants blew up! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-12720219 This is fucking grim. It's 150 miles from Tokyo, it's also on the right on the coast, the knock on effects to the fishing industry will be huge. Nee luck with nuclear shit like , Japan

Or.…

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bbcfour/programmes/schedules That's my evening sorted

How many Poppies was it he burnt? Let's say 10? British Legion is £10 richer Win