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But why would he? An appointment a la Kinnear would make more sense. Someone washed up and desperate ("expereinced"), like Hoddle or George Graham.

You big ponce!

You got £250 million going spare? That's all he'll listen to man.

I saw him on BBC the day the WC fix was announced. Rancid little piss stain. I hope he freezes his cock off running naked across our pitch tonight.

Sorry to break it to you loonytoon, fuck all you or I can do will put the slightest dent in the Fat Man's conscience. He hasn't got one.

Listened to radio Newcastle whilst cooking tea- John Carver came on, fuming. Could barely contain his contempt for the decision. I've now had a few hours to digest this and mull it over. And it still makes no fucking sense whatsoever. Unless Pardew wins us the Premiership Title this year , he can fuck off.

Paul Gascoigne has just been sighted at Chris Hughton's house with two fishing rods, a chicken and four cans... No stuffed parrot? Disappointing Nah, just one stuffed football club.

Paul Gascoigne has just been sighted at Chris Hughton's house with two fishing rods, a chicken and four cans...

Alan Pardew can fuck off. That is all.

Experienced PL manager him like. He'd take it in a shot but I can't see it being offered to him. I'm genuinely worried about the replacement. Master of Understatement you like Parky

Thought this deserved a separate thread. Thank you Chris Thank you for exceeding all expectations in our promotion season in the CCC Thank you giving us, the supporters, reason to be proud again Thank you for your dignity Thank you for 6-0, 5-1, 4-3. Sadly, everything you were building has been swept away by idiots. Thank you Chris

Which Mackem cunt voted "Agree"?

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Soooo, think he'll show up on Saturday. This time, he should be in fear for his safety. How the fuck will our players react?

For fucks sake. They haven't got anyone lined up. Speechless

Fuck off man I hope you're on the wind up.

I'd rather be double teamed by Razor Ruddock and Pedro than do #4

Hi Viz balls, what's the problem?

Here we fucking go. Press making a crisis out of nowt.

Oh no! Her top's fell off

Ventura Highway by America- guaranteed feel good, was a soundtrack in my travelling days Rock and Roll, Led Zep- ditto Nimrod , Elgar - lumpy throat, was played at my Bro's funeral.

Not really though. I'm under no illusions as to the paucity of depth in our squad. Even if Ben Arfa manages a Lazarus in January, we still need additions. However, by comparison to 2008, I think we are better equipped to deal with a relegation scrap, if/when it comes. The main factors I think caused us to go down in 2008 are not there- managerial farce and player apathy. I'm not saying we won't have a few squeaky bum moments, but I do think we will stay up.

Megan Fox's perfect woman apparently. I'd give my right nut to watch them going at it. toppling over every few strokes due to the imbalance then getting up again like a randy weeble.