Monkeys Fist

Relax, pour yourself a large Bailey's on ice

I've heard that rumour.

Bastard! Giving this a try tonight Back at ya , with a double , That ciders not bad tbh.

Bastard! Giving this a try tonight

Priceless. Maybe... but he's telling the truth. It isn't toughguymick. Derek Acorah?

Thank you LM xx I havent been on here much lately tbh, not felt very 'chatty' of late. We'll have to get a juicy 'norty' thread going! make it as juicy as you like bump. was looking through old posts, there being no match today, and realised the women have disappeared from here again Ive been ill since July, but I am back now!! You're a bloody jinx woman!

Ok Keith/Deadman. Just having a bit of fun. Know any good jokes?

Ok Mick. will you shut the fuck up prick Dave! Ey Ey. Loosing your rag is just stupuid

Why is Manc-Mag first choice?

The gift that keeps on giving. You've cheered me right up Mick. La

Ok Mick How's the QE2?

Priceless.

Is your mate Bishop getting you tickets for Saturday?

Dont understand this post. If you wouldnt say no, think he's a class manager and he ticks all the boxes......Then surely Ashley would have made the right decision. (iyo) Not really. Preferable to have the consistency of retaining our longest serving manager since Robson, who's hardly put a foot wrong. As that can't happen now, you have to hope for the best. I dont disagree and would rather have kept hughton, but for those who "wouldnt say no to Jol" etc etc then surely in their eyes Ashley has made the right decision. Also not saying their view is wrong, just you cant have it both ways. It's not rocket science man. Jol is the best option now Hughton has gone. Capice? Go easy there Alex CT has been hitting the leftover Taboo!

Wonder what Big Ron's assessment of Shola is?

Look man 'Mick' I sussed you after one post.

And they say there's no Gayists in football.

That's fighting talk from a Canuck

Bang the email address up mate.

Fantastic. I did crack up. Where's Soccermom?

Amen

Don't man Jimbo That's like dangling Scarlett Johannsen naked, then chucking you a hand job off Bella Emberg (pardew).

I'd rather have Partridge than Pardew. (How long have I got to print up 47,000 t-shirts)

If it is Pardew, that's fucking it for me like. I will not set foot in the place until Fatty fucks off. YOU'RE A FUCKING PISS-TAKE ASHLEY!

I can guarantee, 100%, that will happen. I seriously doubt either Ashley or Llamearse will have the stones to show face on Saturday.