Monkeys Fist

I come from a family of travellers and find that rather offensive. I think you're tarring us all with a pretty broad brush there Onepunch. As for the rubbish and scrap outside, its not really fair to blame them for that surely ? - where else are they meant to keep it !? This attitude makes me hoppings mad.

How do you distinguish them from your non-gypo scouser then?

I take it back- what's Ricky Hatton doing in the bottom pic?

It's just not really funny mate, no other agenda here.

Hilarious

Anyone else utterly, utterly bored with the Leazes/Asm show? Fuckwits the pair.

Kinky bastards.

Sash Would it be certain South American country beginning with Eeee? Estadio Monumentale , home of Barcelona SC.

Is it somewhere in Spain?

Morning all

You could replicate a sunrise for your housemates by jumping over the fence into the neighbour's garden, ducking down and standing up reeeeeeeally slowly. Might be nice on one of their birthdays or something. The next time Leazes calls Fish "Sunshine", this thread will spring to mind

Fucking hell

And don't worry Stevie, no offence taken mate Showed this thread to Mrs. Fist, the wedding/ honeymoon album is now out Our cottage was a converted 15thC corn mill, in Boot. Our first day as Mr.&Mrs we cycled over the Hardknott Pass and round Coniston, aah, Romantic bastard, me. respect due mate, to you both. I didn't tell her how steep it was, we were nearly divorced on Day 1. (We went westeast, which isn't as bad , took a big detour south on the return to avoid going back over. ) One bank holiday a couple of years ago I took some Aussie mates up there, it was madness as there were dozens of day trippers AND a cycle race all trying to get through. The top is a serious pinch point and there was an inevitable traffic jam. Literally about twenty cars in each direction from the point, all stuck, and more piling up, surreal up there to be in that situation. A cyclist broke the tension as he struggled past, quoting the old Lilt advert, 'It's totahl gridlock maaaan'. Hats off to him. I couldn't speak at the top, never mind funnies.

He's shacked up in a caravan near Whitby or somewhere Smoggish, gorging himself on pie,cake and kebab meat pizzas. They'll need a low-loader to get him home. Gemmill will be furious.

And don't worry Stevie, no offence taken mate Showed this thread to Mrs. Fist, the wedding/ honeymoon album is now out Our cottage was a converted 15thC corn mill, in Boot. Our first day as Mr.&Mrs we cycled over the Hardknott Pass and round Coniston, aah, Romantic bastard, me. respect due mate, to you both. I didn't tell her how steep it was, we were nearly divorced on Day 1. (We went westeast, which isn't as bad , took a big detour south on the return to avoid going back over. ) Odd terminology for sex. The voice of experience. (btw, it's Cumbrian for teabagging).

Aye, but my weight is in all the right places , Gutbucket Wynn has fucked off to America man, he was snapped at some Lego Stained Glass Window convention, strangling children (a ledge lid Lee)

Stevie would never have his photo taken with a jizz stain on the front of his top. Wynn winning

Nobody got their wang chopped off Kevin. Unless you mean that Bobbitt fella. I was just about to reply to Kevin with "you do know that he didn't get his cock chopped off, don't you?" Well Kevin? There's no cock-choppage in this thread you know Kevin's dropped a bollock

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And don't worry Stevie, no offence taken mate Showed this thread to Mrs. Fist, the wedding/ honeymoon album is now out Our cottage was a converted 15thC corn mill, in Boot. Our first day as Mr.&Mrs we cycled over the Hardknott Pass and round Coniston, aah, Romantic bastard, me. respect due mate, to you both. I didn't tell her how steep it was, we were nearly divorced on Day 1. (We went westeast, which isn't as bad , took a big detour south on the return to avoid going back over. )

And don't worry Stevie, no offence taken mate Showed this thread to Mrs. Fist, the wedding/ honeymoon album is now out Our cottage was a converted 15thC corn mill, in Boot. Our first day as Mr.&Mrs we cycled over the Hardknott Pass and round Coniston, aah, Romantic bastard, me.

They have a friend called Warisa Whay!! Whaaaayyy Hey!

When Mrs. Fist and I got hitched, it started out planned as a big church/reception type affair- which filled me with Fear and Loathing. Venues were inspected, invitations and table shite looked at, she loved it and I just kept schtum and said "Whatever you want, have it". As the guest list grew, and topped 300, she started having misgivings , which grew into serious doubts after we went to a couple of friend's weddings which , though lavish, looked like utter torture for the couples being wed. We'd planned to marry in June/July of 1999, but towards mid August of 1998, when the planning was in full swing, she said to me " I don't want any of this shit, let's book the registry office and just bugger off afterwards". I knew beyond any doubt right there then that She was the One. We booked the Civic centre for a fortnight later, invited our immediate family and closest friends, and by 5 o'clock on my wedding day, I was sitting next to my new wife , by a waterfall in the Lakes. ( Our honeymoon was ,wedding night in plush country hotel, then a week in a ridiculously luxurious cottage in the Western Lakes). Cost us a couple of grand, as opposed to probably ten times that at least for the original plan. Tbh it wasn't about saving money though, more about a stress free, fun day for us.

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