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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
not a bit Gemmill. Are you, as you surely were for all those months you kept encouraging the club to give Souness more and more millions ? Actually, you sound pretty drunk quite often, which is quite surprising for someone who isn't bothered enough to go to games anymore ie since whatever attracted you was taken away ? Unlike your silly childish comment, I am actually making a relevant point in those comments of mine ? Evening Sir Had a few have we? Would you mind blowing into this bag? Your erratic English gives me cause to believe you are typing under the influence. Pffffffffftttt-cough-wheeze-pffffffffffffffffffft. Oh Dear Mr. Leazes, step out of the keyboard please. already been asked. Answer is no. Would you like a lemonade lad ? Kinky bitch well, I'm away to see a man in The Yard in about 45 minutes if you do Double Kinky Bitch!- 10608 replies
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
not a bit Gemmill. Are you, as you surely were for all those months you kept encouraging the club to give Souness more and more millions ? Actually, you sound pretty drunk quite often, which is quite surprising for someone who isn't bothered enough to go to games anymore ie since whatever attracted you was taken away ? Unlike your silly childish comment, I am actually making a relevant point in those comments of mine ? Evening Sir Had a few have we? Would you mind blowing into this bag? Your erratic English gives me cause to believe you are typing under the influence. Pffffffffftttt-cough-wheeze-pffffffffffffffffffft. Oh Dear Mr. Leazes, step out of the keyboard please. already been asked. Answer is no. Would you like a lemonade lad ? Kinky bitch- 10608 replies
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Who feels passionately enough about this to jack it next season?
Monkeys Fist replied to a topic in Newcastle Forum
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
not a bit Gemmill. Are you, as you surely were for all those months you kept encouraging the club to give Souness more and more millions ? Actually, you sound pretty drunk quite often, which is quite surprising for someone who isn't bothered enough to go to games anymore ie since whatever attracted you was taken away ? Unlike your silly childish comment, I am actually making a relevant point in those comments of mine ? Evening Sir Had a few have we? Would you mind blowing into this bag? Your erratic English gives me cause to believe you are typing under the influence. Pffffffffftttt-cough-wheeze-pffffffffffffffffffft. Oh Dear Mr. Leazes, step out of the keyboard please.- 10608 replies
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
Mike pmsl :D Their belta minge thread puts wors in the shade mind fuckin hell. The La Senza Christmas ad! I'll have E please Bob.- 10608 replies
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
No one has ever summed up my feelings better than this. Word for word how I feel. I've got no energy left for them, got no hurt left, got no happiness left for them, I'm feeling no emotion that's how I feel with regards to NUFC, I'm drained of them this week. They are one of the most important things in most of our lives but it's time to take stock and think is all the emotional energy worth it, because it is worth it when you have respect for your leader, when you can see hope for the future, when you fuckin dream of better days. It's all gone though, I think the thing when a lot of us were 10-16 in the late 80s early 90s, we realised it couldn't get any worse, it would get better, we had John Hall and the Magpie Group always hovering to take it to the promised land, and it was a lot easier to get there now. This regime is like the fuckin Benny Hill Show, you could pick 5 people any five off this board and I genuinely believe we would have a better idea how to run this football club. You would honestly think that what they are doing is a deliberate wind up, not fuckin about that's how bad it is, it's almost like a wind up. "They wouldn't do that would they?!?!?!?!?!?" and they consistently do. I'm sick of it, I'm fuckin sick of it. The ONLY thing that makes this club better is a buy out now, the only thing that will give us hope is a buy out. Chairman - Alex Cfo - Chez Dir of Media and Comm - Parky Dir of Football - Stevie Dir of Academy and Youth Affairs - 2J Steve Wraith - CT Mascot - Meenzer in drag. Fixed your post Cunt. I've been axed before a fucking ball's kicked. Sack the board. That's what you get for denying Kitman the job he was born for.- 10608 replies
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I admire your sentiment Henda. Both Stevie and Trophyshy (to name just 2) have expressed utter dejection with this weeks events, you can add me to that. I've reached my limit with Ashley, cannot countenance another penny of mine going in his pocket. I like your idea of actively seeking a buyer- I think you'll be on a hiding to nothing, but it's a more constructive form of protest than bedsheets and bile. Shame NUST can't help you. Good luck, I'll sign your petition, hope you hit the jackpot. Btw, Rude Guilt
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Monkeys Fist replied to Christmas Tree 's topic in General Chat
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Alan Pardoo? That fucking adulterer? *I can actually imagine Hughton saying this too*
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
I can imagine the conversation just before they went into the press conference. Pardew: "Are you coming in with me Derek?" Derek: "Oh, erm, yeah I..I just need to get something from the car. Be right back." *Patter of running feet, car door slamming, car driving away, plane taking off* Spoken like a true Family Guy fan- 10608 replies
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
Sacked and replaced by nineteen year old Nigerian student with more experience.- 10608 replies
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
It worked on me Yay Alan Pardew!- 10608 replies
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
If the fact the Toxic Twins left him to face the press on his lonesome isn't a fucking wake up call to him, he's dumber than he sounds.- 10608 replies
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
"I don't feel like dancing" Ha- 10608 replies
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
Ha! Live? Tape just fucked up- 10608 replies
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Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
Monday night- fucking liar!- 10608 replies
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
He doesn't get it does he? We don't fucking want you to have any longevity here. Fuck off.- 10608 replies
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Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
He's daring to comment on the "instability" of managers here. Cheeky cunt- 10608 replies
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Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
The cunt can't even pronounce Hughtons name properly. Twat.- 10608 replies
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I'd like to offer NUST a new logo to reflect their new approach. No charge. NUST LOGO