Monkeys Fist

Whatever attachments old Robobrain had, it’ll never beat Queen Lizzy’s great grandad’s specially made shagging chair.

Aye January Blues? Take as many doses of Ibruprofewm as they supply, preferably with beer. Sorted.

You’ll feel right at home

You realise that, from the height of your graffiti, we’ll know whether you sat or stood?

This flip flop just adds to the comedy

So, before we’ve even turned up, we’ve taken their end. Good and proper. Thanks for reading my post.

Protest? Sex Mag behaviour.

What’s brown and runny? Usain Bolt.

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Was having a bit of a disagreement with Mrs. F. last night over what a reasonable bed time was for a 13yr old. She suddenly yelled - “ Aaand, you’ve got no sense of direction!!!” No idea where that came from.

Ain’t no good- it’s plain to see.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4ny5l7me32o “ Farmers are whinging like fuck over no longer receiving EU subsidies, after they voted for Brexit. Farmer Giles Giles said - I only wanted to stop brown people, nobody mentioned I’d be shitting in my own bed”.

I’d have said nowt and sent the fucker down

Can a can be empty if it was never full?

This made my eyes bleed.

Speaking of Gandaft, what’s Billy Storey up to these days?

Also, isn’t it psy-op?

Three T-Rex find an oil lamp, and, of course, after giving it a rub with their stubby little arms, a genie pops out and grants them three wishes. First T-Rex asks for a massive chunk of meat. Poooof- there it is. Second T-Rex, not to be outdone, asks for a shower of meaty chunks. Pooof- there it is. Third T-Rex, needing to outdo his pals, thinks for a second and then asks for a meatier shower.… Booooooooooom.

I did that and it came back with “ 30% off all sofas - hurry while stocks last” Baffling.

Hope your Mam’s ok mate.

Please share your thoughts on vaccines

Isn’t Jose’s coat from Matalan? One must have standards… No Thank You.