Monkeys Fist

You ok hun?

Well, he’s not 20 anymore…

Ok

Is Roger a Rager or Flamer, Wykiki?

Half time talk from Mad Dog should get us a few more screamers in to their nets, I hope. They look so bad if they fell in a bucket of tits they’d come out sucking their thumb.

RTG having a normal one in their match thread for us.

I want three more. At least.

Right, I want us to get a PELANTY! Just to properly take the piss

Offside, ffs.

This is just shooting practice

BUJ07!!!!!!!

ISAAAAKK! Come on!

Any map enthusiasts able to direct me to a suitable river?

I’d line them up so that one well delivered forehead would topple them all, domino style. Obviously Owen in front though, the fat little fuck.

Jimmy Carter was the last Prez who was a genuinely good bloke. His passing probably won’t be hugely noted, unfortunately , which is a shame, because as I said, he was the last of the good guys. RIP Jimmy I am ridiculously pissed, but, tomorrow, when I’m sober, I’ll say the same thing- bloke was a genuinely good lad. RIP

I’m just bumping this thread to point out that once again, we fucking humped these. Cheers.

I noticed that as soon as I posted and edited it straight away, but of course, some cunt on here ( you ) was faster.

Had my brother and his family over yesterday afternoon/night. Woke up today, cleared up, and just putting the finishing touches to another fucking Christmas buffet for Mrs. F’s mates and partners and kids who are due in half an hour. I’m looking forward to doing the square root of fuck-all tomorrow.

Someone’s mistaken us for that cartoon board again… … I hope.

@Renton Naturally, you’re beating yourself up because you’ve had a slip. Thinking about it another way though, it’s some fucking achievement to only have had two blips in the time you’ve been staying off it, I’d say. So many people can’t do it and end up utterly wrecked by it. You’re doing more than ok mate, give yourself a little slap on the wrist then don’t dwell on the negatives- it’s done. Your next period of sobriety starts here.

Their’s? Maybe. Ours? Absolutely not.

“ I jest caahn’t see Howe’s men getting past the newly rejuvenated and impressive looking … ( excuse me, I’m going to have to stop and clean myself… ), Man Yewnited, can you Greavsie?” Double vodka, whisky chaser… thanks “Aye, -as impressive as New Castle’s form has been over that last few games, they just don’t stand to scrutiny and my massive bias” “ Pair of pints please, and then bring me the finest wines known to humanity” “ It’s a tight win to UuuuuNited for me, Jimmy” “ In a break from tradition, I’ll have a double Babycham, you Scouse cunt.” ”Oh yeah, 5-0 to Knewcarstle! Hic…”

Emerged between 9-10am today, and was the densest thing I encountered until @sobonthetyne showed up. Almost an ace too- tiny amount of wipeage visible on 1st sweep, totally clear on 2nd approach.