Monkeys Fist

Dear Toughguy Go and get bumfucked Best Wishes The Black bloke from Black Eyed Peas.

Looks like a magical pig, with marital aids stuck all over it!

Carrie & David's Pop shot! Would. Oh yes.

Went for Kevins boss. Won't be the first clown we've had.

Wrong thread - Belta Minge!

I can see this being one of two things- either they destroy us, or we pull off another 4 or 5 classic. Can't see a low scoring game either way. * obviously hoping for the second outcome. Fear it will be the first *

Amen. And I say that with the heaviest of hearts.

Manford definitely. I enjoyed his stand-up. Dr I rekon you're right. I will walk down to the seafront tomorrow and get the tickets. £21 each Agree with the Doc - definitely Manford. Saw Peter Kay a couple of weeks ago and was a bit worried that it was going to be a bit shit after seeing him a few years ago but had a class night The only downside was that I didn't get to go to Nando's with manc-mag like I did on a previous Peter Kay evening When you go on a date with manc-mag, you go on a date with manc-mag. You charmer-No expense spent for the Laydeez!

Just watching Dylan Moran now. Forgot how good he is.

Whatever floats your boat Sweetcheeks

CT or Monkeys First??

Out of interest, was there any trouble at the numerous other student protests going on around the country?

Blam!!

Aye, they should sack that black lad, Howton is it? Coach or something.

Oops, sorry petal. See my edit.

Happy Birthday Holden! Drink, Feck, Girrrls!! I'll leave the Arse! optional Edit: just seen Toonraiders thread, oops! Sorry TR, feel free to merge Mods?

Aye, you're right about that Stevie. Hmmm CT?

Can we sticky this post?

I'd like to hear your footballing ()reasons that Pardew is a better manager CT.

Simple question CT - Do you think Pardew is a better manager than Hughton?

Who's comparing him to them though? We're comparing him to Hughton and the job he was overperforming in to start with. Having cooled off after the initial shock, (something not many seem to have done yet), the latent love for Hughton as a footballing manager is bizzare. Even when we were doing well last season, most on here (probably except over optimistic me) thought he wasnt good enough for the prem. People should go and read what they were posting 6 months ago! (and they call me contrary). The lack so far of any comments about missing Hughtons footballing managerial qualities is pretty telling. I also dont buy the line that he was a rotweiller behind the scenes. Bazillian Bob is right to a degree, it could have been a lot worse and as Ive said before, had the replacement being so called "top drawer" there wouldnt be half the fuss there is now. With regard to Pardew his record is extremely average but the one good thing he feels he is a wronged man out to prove a point and that can be quite a motivator. He also has a contract that seems to have an awful lot of get out clauses in it so there is no big pay day for failure. We'll see how he does. In other news, Baileys have reported a peak in sales in South Shields this week.

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Bastards! I'd just fuckin cleaned them too

Astonished people like Parky were suckered in to the "came across well/said the right stuff" bollocks. He's been rehearsing this for ages man. auditioning it to himself in the mirror like he has done to Some of his ex players wives. "Check me out mike, I’ve got the moves! ….. " Is that canofbeans mischief or are there rumours? Ask Carl Fletcher what he thinks of Pardew