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Heard she likes it in the stink.
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What do you call a man with no shins? Tony
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Travolta, Hollywood, the academy, MGM, Paramount, Fox...... Scientologists might raise an eyebrow or several.
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Inflatable roofs similar to this exist on a smaller scale in the UK. There's an office block near the Telegraph has one.
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Casa Ewood doesnt sound right
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Chewing gum sellers in Blackburn weep and wail :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
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QFT
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For all your various wine colours, look no further.
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Eww gawd, you're very odd. If he thought it would break his duck, Kevin would bag Susan Boyle.
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I will happily bow to your superior drugs knowledge. Man
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Aye, the Youngs of today eh? Don't know there birthed
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I used to have youthful trouser rumblings over the blonde Abba bird. Crazy bint married her stalker didn't she?
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Budget Frosties straight out the box for munchies- classy
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Alan Pardew - Poltroon sacked by a forrin team
Monkeys Fist replied to Kid Dynamite's topic in Newcastle Forum
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I thought exactly the same while I was at that match. My mate was banging the roof for a corner and rather than booming around the stand as it normally does, it was like hitting brick. I marvelled at modern engineering that the roof can hold that weight without any pillars....then I started to get paranoid about exactly what weight it can hold and started chewing my elbow. That is a feat more incredible than any engineered roof
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Metrodome stadium in Minnesota has had it's roof collapse due the weight of a foot and a half of snow Linky
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We were in Div 2. Mckeag was chairman, fairly certain there was a 'stay away' protest going on. I was living abroad then, sure others on here can give a better history- Leazes is your man.
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I'm 5 yards away from a toxic twin
Monkeys Fist replied to Holden McGroin's topic in Newcastle Forum
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I'm 5 yards away from a toxic twin
Monkeys Fist replied to Holden McGroin's topic in Newcastle Forum
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Can I just say. I am absolutely mullahed. Thank you.
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So, having swore blind Fat Cunt was getting nee more cash, my mate turned up from Lahndan with a pair of tickets. Dilemma He's a Dipoers suopoter btw, so I was in a quandary. Anyway, I went to the game. We were fucking awesome. Stevie, were you in the Percy just before kick off? If not, some poor fucker is your doppelgänger. Oops , pissed as a rat